UG's relic

I think we @ UG have to consider building a monument for certain "students" on campus.

And the first person that came to mind was Gavin! (I think that his name, tall brown skin, bald head dude! Thinks he's the best thing out since slice bread, yes! That's the one)

Now this guy was on campus since Burnham was a boy scout. It's at least 15 yrs that man on campus! Whatever his program is I'd wanna stay vvvveeeeerrrrryyyyy far from it!

He studying to be a studier? I could remember the first time I saw that dude, his walk and chip was the weirdest thing I'd ever seen. (I wonder who's bike he used to borrow?) This man on this campus real LLLLOOOONNNNGGGGG! I think he been there before GWLT was GWLT.

So the next time we see our "Longest standing student" salute him then laugh your head off! Then remember him with every exam you write. Because that man had more size than what he has now! He now looks like "sucked up cane" (you don't wanna look like that do you? Didn't think so)

I don't know how he does it? It's either he really like student life? Or he's realllllyyyyy dense!

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)