CAT BOIL fuh Prezzie!!!

Some people ain know when yuh give an tek back, yuz geh cat boil---- Mus watch Duncan next week, when he come on campus wit a BIG, FAT boil in de middle uh he head mus know is wuh! Prezzie boy share out he lime dem an tek all back! Yes! “Slight Lime” fuh dis week cancel. Is wuh you really deh pun Prezzie? You tryin fuh paccoo people or wuh? I don’t tek too lightly to people who like paccoo me yuh know. How I de lookin forward to dis “movie nite” event. I buy me popcorn all ting (I didn’t buy drinks though, UGSS wudda had da covered). Yes, I’s a big freeness tout and proud of it! But now wa I gon do? Me ain ga tv home, so I de anticipating dis “big screen picha!” Now all I got is a bag fulla popcorn seed. Yuh dash ma hopes man Prezzie, and I am not a happy camper! I waiting fuh see wuh you gon do now fuh win back dem votes, (including mine) that you lose by pullin dis lil sk….I mean stunt-----Don’t tell me yuh ain thinkin bout reelection! You’s dream bout it every nite. Tell me ah lie!…

Big facebook invite an ting! Stww…I mean las week lime din really ready yet, (I hope da band tek they own advice and “don’t quit [they] day job”). But, yuh know, ya’ll try an ting----even ma boy Gay-nesh de smiling sweetly from ear to ear wit everybody (for God knows what). But how ya’ll gon hype we up dis time around an den drop we like a bad habit? “How cud you be so heartless!”-----I guess a promise is a comfort to a real jackass eh? Anyway, I hope yuh reason fuh backin outa dis wuz a damn good one, else you won’t be hearin de end of dis fuh jus now….an you're free to interpret the ambiguity of that statement! I goin an pop some seeds….

Is nah me----is meh mouth!

(Lazer)