Blaque bai, I get to de bottom of yuh problem. UG dishing out mo sh*t pun we bai, literally!---today I tek a stroll down by de art dep’t side on de catwalk fuh investigate de so called “stench” emanating from that area and to my utter amazement, there wuz sh*t cumin outa de ground, seeping into de gutter an smelling up de flappin place! It seem as though ug bamsy fulla so much sh*t dat it now reach de point where they can’t hold it no mo. Diarrhoea in they skin! Now all they dutty story seepin out! They seriously mean fuh kill people deh yo, no joke. I mean wtf man?!! Dis is da “sh*t” we gotta put up with?!? Gosh man! Can’t even breathe clean air on de flightin campus now. We getting violate in every sense of the word. This is serious and it needs to be addressed. Pronto! At least give we a relatively “clean” environment fuh dwell in, (notice I sayin “relatively clean”---I ain gon ask fuh more dan wa I know we gon get). Anyway, dis dutty bitchery need to stop! Clean up ya act UG!
Is nah me---is meh mouth
(Lazer)
"Editors" of Guardie, again, let me say that it is commendable what you guys have started here, it may even have some potential.
ReplyDeleteBut if you start doing Posts like these then you will certainly diminish what you are doing here and what it could become. We can discuss the subject matter without becoming the very thing we despise.
Even in the comments that are offered, we have to be careful not to embrace a certain kind of language that is not in keeping with the institution we are part of. Let's always be careful to discuss and contend on the issues and not personalities.
Remember, students and professionals in the region and internationally, may be reading this blog also, and though everything is not right here, we are ambassadors and should convey ourselves as such.
You guys started very nicely, let us not step down into the gutter.
@UGSS: wait man! dis is who blog! we ain lookin to mek fren wid nobody!! i fed up of UG and dey S*** so is time we talk! i ain know bout de ress of de team, but is time UG change dey dutty ways!
ReplyDeleteYEARS dis ignorance goin on! i sure deh got people that come outta dis campus since de beginnin' dat could seh "yes! i know wha da man talkin both! dah used to happen in we time!"
How de arse we gon control wha de people seh on we posts! you of all people should know dat people got de freedom a speech! like you failin in ya course or wha! ya head hard?! i don do communication and i know dah!
For as lang as i deh on dis team i gon talk de thing dem! betta yet de int'l people watchin' leh deh know is a cook shop ya'll runnin hey, and not no damn university.
If ya'll know betta! DO BETTA!!
you could tek dis to de academic board!!
tell dem "GUARDIE SEH!!"
lemme explain sumtin to you Mr President. This blog is by no means political in nature...we ain lookin fuh nobody sing praises to we, understand?
ReplyDeletewe are a highly opinionated bunch who reserve the right to be expressive and exercise our right to speak out against these blinkin atrocities! so we ain kay who watchin...ug dun throw we in de gutter already...all we doin is tryin fuh crawl out!
GUARDIE seein---remember da!
SC responds to UGSS..
ReplyDeleteThis blog doesn't may have potential.. It does have! That's why I'm trying to link up with this niggas sorta like a new artiste signs to a record label..
I aint got to say shit cause blaque and lazar went in!
They sent us to UG cuz they say that the more u learn the more sensible things you'll have to say. And I think persons are finally speaking.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the best thing that happened to humans, being given the right to freedom of speech after Martin Luther King Jr.
So UG i speak on behalf of all of us present and potential students . FREEDOM AT LAST! FREEDOM AT LAST! THANK GUARDIE ALMIGHTY UG GOT FREE SPEECH AT LAST
I CONCUR WITH EVERYBODY! lololol.
ReplyDeleteHey nevaseecomefuhsee...
ReplyDeleteWhen me and you gonna link up and concur?
stolidcharisma you want me bad bad nuh? lol. hahaha. i seriously want meet you tho. no joke at all!
ReplyDeleteThis is not a datin service the two of you!
ReplyDeleteGet a room!!
lol..this blog seem 2b servin more than 1 purpose
ReplyDeletelol. wam? yal should be glad yal blog so successful, hehehe.like stolidcharisma aint taking me on tho, smh. i think i'll leave him alone!
ReplyDeleteInteresting stuff..gonna share wit frenzz..bless
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