As the famous Whitney Houston once said "crack is wack," but is it really?
It seems as though a$$ crack is the new cleavage. I mean really, everywhere you go on dis “sacred” campus is sum chick bt lining deh peepin at you. Deze ladies really rockin dem low rise jeans I tell yuh, and it doin well fuh sum I must say, while fuh others, well….lets jus say sum things are better left unsaid.
I seeing bamsy now like I never see before bai---is a crack invasion! Now when you checkin out a gyul from behind, you ain gotta wonder wa she a$$ really look like, dem fleshy fegs duz be out in de open fuh you ketch a good glimpse. Only ting lef fuh you do is touch…touch and pull on those lovely g-strings, thongs or “BIG panties,” as they call them. Is laugh though if one of deze dayz one uh dem fart rite in yuh face. You nah gon wan pull nuh mo!
But seriously, UG shud consider becoming the face of the crack industry. Bt crack here is big business! We got from black crack to white crack, to yellow crack, to brown crack, to dirty crack, to clean crack, to ugly crack, to stink crack, to old an wrinkly crack, to young, smooth an silky crack….and the list goes on. Crack fuh full yuh eye boys!
But watch out! Da ting is a serious classroom hazard, no joke! I mean is really hard to pay attention when dem two cheeks watchin you full in yuh face, jus ask around. I think thas one of the reasons why the males failing so much you know….UGSS shud look into that.
Anyways, I would like to move a motion today, the 8th day of May, 2010, that the “Thong Song” become the official UG anthem! What you say Prezzie!?! J
Remember…
Is nah me---is meh mouth!
(Lazer)
@Lazer but dis crack look familiar! I never forget a "face"
ReplyDeleteI bet ya nevaseecomefuhsee and dis odda anon. Girl gone be among de fuss fuh kick up a stink!
"De bamzy brigade" does be killin it on campus!
Ya think if we (Guardie team) put up a prize we could run a Ms. Crack pagent! Or we could turn it
Into a dance like HJ tv lmao
@ blaque...you "crack" me up lol. de crack luk familiar na? I won't confirm your suspicion tho, for the sake of the individual's identity, and integrity (if she still has any) lol...however, i favour your pageant proposition since it has alotta potential, especially wen you luk around your faculty surroundings...if u know what i mean :)
ReplyDeletehahahaa. now THIS is funnnnyyy, lol. [@blaque...am I THAt predicatble? :)]
ReplyDeleteI think is bout high time somebody address this crack issue tho. Fed up of these chics flaunting they 'dutty laundry' round the campus. the crazy thing is, some of these chicks KNOW their crack's out and they still flaunt it. RIDICULOUS! now i know that there are MANY people that live in houses that dont have mirrors but please...owww....yuh aint got friends? I fed up of panty spotting the g-string and ju-boxes...from the very fine to the not so fine (and its not just the panty size i make reference to). 'Bigger the better' and 'she wore an itsy witsy teeny weeny' takes on whole new meanings in my world cuz i know there's a 'Big' woman in my class that INTENTIONALLY wears the tightest pants adn the littlest undies and sits right up there in the front of the class. ughhhh...i get stomach pains just thinking about it.
tell me this pic was actually taken on campus?!? Talk about Fashion faux pas! At least people like these force me to sit in front of the class. Thank the lord for them. they preventing me from turning into a gavin. Besides, I'd rather not hurl up my week-old spicy dish lunch!
Just my two cents :)
...and so we exchange one crack for another. What are we really addressing here? We're sick of seeing the crack but we embrace the 'crack-ed-ness' of every other vulgar flaunt. Get serious! Address the mode of dress on a whole. It's the shallowness of thinking on both the males and females behalf that has brought us to this place. The females believe that less clothes is more attractive and thereby, more attention. Then, the males condone. I remember saying to one female student that when she more pride in herself, that I would have more respect for her. And her response was, "I don't need your respect." So, what is the real problem here?
ReplyDeletelack of respect for self, that's the problem. in this day and age many people demand respect but very few actually carry themselves in a manner to earn that respect. THAT is the problem
ReplyDeletethe problem to me is that we take what other young fools call fashion! We're all attracted to what we see. and if we feel that wha we see is hot and it's in "style" den we gon with um!
ReplyDeleteis de same thing optimus been seyin!! we got a dress code, but we hell bent on break every rule! Wha i would do is start tekkin picture and post them as "cracks on the wall" and whan people start seein dem "i hope" dem gon change de dutty ways and wear!
@nevaseecomefuhsee: i think you've answered your own question...TWICE lol
@Lazer we gon have a meeting about this pageant star! we sure to get some real "crack heads" LMAO but fuh real!! i know dis crack man!! LOL and i know i don't forget a face
If these cracks make it hard for you to concentrate you are concentrating on the wrong things..
ReplyDeleteYou should be concentrating on the crack.
You know what is more ill? Low rider jeans and no panties! Bloodcloth..
Stop hating!
No woman has ever told me to my face, hinted to me, or said behind my back that she didn’t want my respect. Funny thing is, I am very disrespectful to women. All women crave any respect and attention they can get from men. If you are not able to command a woman’s respect, then you’re probably a loser.
ReplyDeleteya'll maddd...in contract law it's called "invitation to treat" if the ladies got something to sell, then let them. If you don't want to buy then that's fine wid you...don't you dare try to take away from the rest of us...
ReplyDeletenevaseecomefuhsee is a woman...
ReplyDeletestolid charisma is a jackass...
silverdragon...is a flaming homosexual but still in the closet, has a dreadful fear of women due to a past bad experience AND was molested as a child, probably by a male. this he hides behind his chauvinistic comments.
wow...you've probably never had a woman in your life! talk about insecure!
Anonymous is a thunder cunt..
ReplyDeleteI definitely recognise this hater writing style!
So waz up with the other pic. the one with the boys wearing their pants like a knee guard and got they big old spongebob boxers outside like they are in some late for school competition...............Although they have on a belt they still have to keep pullin up. But any and every body goes to UG so it wont be surprising if we find out that some of them that recently came out of jail.
ReplyDeleteI agree that CRACK is WAck but it all boils down to Proper dress on both the male and the female part..............
Granny Speaks again
Gezz! lazer really killed this one! i like granny's point! it should've balanced. The boys doing their stupidness too. dude we don't wanna see your boxers! WHY! should i see your undies...
ReplyDeleteGranny fit and anon so did not make a point..
ReplyDeleteStolid Charisma......is ur blind grandmother reading these comments to you cuz like you STUPID,SIMPLE AND SLOW.UR logics in probably in ur crack and with it being open alll the time u not only loose ur sense of thinking but ur odour of stupidity smells like SHIT.
ReplyDeleteGranny schools the fool....again
This is one 'HOT' Granny!!!! Lmao
ReplyDelete@ scorpio poi poi lol
ReplyDeleteStolid Charisma, have you noticed how women are so stupid. Only a woman would say someone "... is a flaming homosexual but still in the closet". Women are so stupid that they don’t know that both descriptions are opposites. The inherent dunce propensity that languishes in a woman’s inferior mind prevents her from reasoning that a flaming homosexual is one that is openly gay for the world to see, while the term ‘in the closet’ is used to describe a latent homosexual who is still keeping his sexual preference a secret. In her haste to attack my masculinity, this woman has clearly proven my tenet that women have donkey doo-doo in their heads instead of brains. This is why women should shut their mouths when men are speaking.
ReplyDeleteouch!
ReplyDelete@ Sliver Dragon
ReplyDeleteYou refer to women so generally,instead of saying "some" women. And why should women shut their mouths when men are speaking? Are you being sexist?
LMAO at SD..
ReplyDeleteScorpio can sugg my cog..