Cartoon of the Day

Oh Sh*t!

I remember dem days at primary school when yuh used to go in de toilet and de floors, de walls and de toilet – Oh lawd a mercy! Dem children de terrible man. But thank God UG people ain stay suh. We’re very decent and hygiene conscious individuals.

Das why I wan know if is too much to ask of Admin to jus put a roll a toilet paper in dem toilet. I mean is bad enough yuh don’t got soap fuh wash yuh hand when yuh dun, but is even mo embarrassing and uncomfortable to say the least, when yuh ga belly wuk and rushin fuh ease yuh bowels only fuh realize dat de main got no paper. Rite away yuh ga revert back to yuh primary school habits an tear out one a yuh leaflets dem from yuh notebook. Sometimes is de last page in yuh ga sacrifice an all. Den when you go to class yuh ga beg fuh a extra page fuh write pun.

Some people don even ga no leaflet all, an den is when yuh intuition ga step in---sacrifice yuh one side socks or yuh rag, or in extreme cases, yuh mite ga go commando an toss yuh underwear. All dis while yuh gotta be simultaneously peepin around de corner an hopin dat nobody ain accidentally walk in an ketch yuh dutty backside (cause dem blasted door don lock)….And lemme tell you, da ain’t no pleasant or desirable experience, for either party (unless you really twisted in de mind or sumtin).

But seriously, dem ting cud be right man?! NO!!! is SHIT!!---literally. At least ga lil standards nah UG…lil etiquette an ting man. Is real eyepass when ya’ll subject people to dis kina crap, (no pun intended). I sure Admin and de UGSS president got fresh rolls in dey self-contained offices. Dey probably don even ga wipe deyself. But we ain interested in all duh. All we want is some paper---toilet paper mind you, and maybe some soap every now and again.

Is that really too much to ask? I certainly hope not! Else we gon ga resort to more creative measures, like my photoGRAPHIC example above. However, I trust it ain ga come to duh though, but maybe then ya’ll gon really get de message...

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Cartoon of the Day

Woof!

It seem as though dem dog tekkin dey education mo seriously dan we people nowadays. Nuffa deze campus critters getting bold enough now fuh actually walk into dem classroom and sit down. De oda day one a dem sit down attentively in GWLT listenin to de lecture—it wuz most intriguing. I bet summa dem duz understand and cud read and write better dan we yuh know. I mean it may seem as though they’re only passive observers, but I wan believe dat dem same dog tekkin in dey education right at UG. Free of charge tuh! And if current trends continue, I see dogs formally attending the university by the year 2012 (daz when dey predict de world gon end, but don’t bother wit dem).

Dem dog up to sumtin other dan jus bein eyesores and toppling bins. They have an intelligent purpose…ya’ll eva see da movie Cats & Dogs? Well after da movie I stop underestimatin dem canine. Dey operations mo slick dan we own. Also, if my predictions are correct, by the year 2015, UG should be welcoming its first canine professor and/or UGSS president into the ranks. Dis may sound a bit farfetched, but if people cud vote fuh a paccoo, why not a dog? Watch an see..

Ya’ll tink dey jus deh bout fuh de sake a deh-in-deh na? By the year 2020, UG mite very well become a canine institution, and we gon be de ones crawlin around de campus and eatin outa dem bins. Watch yuh guh see. Da more we keep turnin a blind eye to dis situation, de sooner we gon be faced wid a serious insurrection on our hands.

UG watch out! cuz in a few short years your history and legacy might be gone---to the DOGS! (literally)

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Cartoon of the Day

Reading: The Key to Success

I was goin through the UG website the other day (don’t ask me why), and I stumbled across this piece of literature under the “Library” tab…

Mission Statement
“The University of Guyana Library will strive to support the teaching and research activities of the University. It will provide the necessary human resources and Information and Communications Technology (ICT) to meet the requirements of the electronic age[…].”

I mean seriously? Deze people fuh real? Somebody PLEASE show me the electronic needs that UG library caters to. Show me the electronic database through which we can access our material instead of running around dem dusty aisles to find cobwebbed books from the 18^thcentury. Dey got sum nerve puttin dat stuff up on dey website. (smh)

Infrastructure technology involves issues such as networking, online information sources and labour saving equipment to reduce the cost of moving and managing books. Dem books in deh look like dey tired of livin…summa dem wishin dey cud commit suicide. Can’t blame dem though. Not a bit. They’ve outlived their purpose, but wuh? We still ga keep dem, cuz rite now, we can’t do better. And why we can’t do better? Cuz we don’t want to do better.

Any government that cares about the future of their people wud invest heavily in their education. We, unfortunately, are not privileged to have such in the sector. Instead what we have are a pack of egotistical, shady, inconsiderate punks who sit on their royal thrones, throw OUR money around and dictate our lives. It’s what they call a “Democracy.”

I gon jus take comfort in de assumption dat da mission statement got some serious “typographical errors.” This is what it is actually supposed to say:

Mission Statement
“The University of Guyana Library will strive, but not too hard, to support the teaching and research activities of the University. It will, hopefully by the next millennium, provide the necessary human resources and Information and Communications Technology (ICT) to meet the requirements of the electronic age […].”

P.S. I think the library would be an excellent place for paleontological research. We got material in deh mo old dan dem dinosaurs. I bet yuh they don’t know da…

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Joke of the Day

How hell froze over

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

UG on TOP...(well not literally)

As the saying goes, "A picture tells a thousand words..."

Congrats UG! (it's actually better than I expected)...how many universities exist around the world again? 5,340? lol

The link is attached if you guys wanna take a look for yourself.

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

http://www.4icu.org/reviews/1911.htm

Dear Editor

We are still a developing country, and unfortunately, our job economy is very poor. Countless numbers of persons are rendered jobless each year. Another shocking truth is that among the unemployed, are staggering numbers of university graduates, many of whom graduate with very high grade point averages. Also, there is the strain of the added competition for jobs by new graduates each year, coupled with those from previous years. This is truly a sad scenario. Of course, our youths deserve better, but before this situation improves, the quality of the University of Guyana education and administration must be enhanced also.

For too long, the University of Guyana, the premier tertiary education provider in this country has been in a slack and dilapidated state. There is little respect for this institution in Guyana and in other countries. In fact, even students realize the shortcomings of the university, and employers are usually hesitant and sceptical about the quality of graduates. The saddest truth is that English is our standard language, and many of these graduates cannot even speak and write the English language in a decent way. How much lower can any university fall when it fails to provide its students with basic, necessary, everyday skills to survive and compete in the job market. This is truly a point to note, as this most common concern of employers cannot be ignored.

Further, are there any appropriate statistics course in the social sciences curriculum of this university? The very shameful answer here is ‘no.’ Do we not realize how fundamental the understanding of research methodology is to an individual’s intellectual development? And what exactly is the criterion that has to be met in order to become employed as a lecturer of the University of Guyana? How many first degree only lecturers do we have at UG? How many fully accomplished professors do we have in relation to the number of students formally registered?

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, meaning that even if everything you have is snatched or stolen from you, no one can ever take your education from you. What education?! Our youths are being robbed every time they sit in a classroom and listen to notes from twenty years ago that are just about obsolete today. They invest hard-earned money to pay for transportation to UG to write a test based on those outdated notes. They endure the lengthy and time-consuming (dare I say draining) registration process, and pay their tuition to the University of Guyana in order to input, process and regurgitate ineffective material. How can UG cater to the changing needs of this changing society, when these very basic changes are not being effected? It is simply erroneous that this continues to happen.

Yours faithfully,
Rachael Bakker

(exerpt from Stabroek News - Nov. 4, 2010)

All I ga fuh add is...Nuff said!

Thank you Rachel.

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Joke of the Day

Old vs. Young!

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him.

The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
The old man just stared at him.

The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man answered, "Well yes, actually I have. I once got drunk and screwed a parrot...
I was just wondering if you were my son!"

Brain Empty

Cheddi Jagan Int'l

I dono why people duz still call it “brain drain” cuz da amount a drainin we had ova de years we brain supposed to be EmpTy by now. Trust me, if de drainage around Georgetown wuz even quarter de amout a de brain drain dat we’ve experienced, 2005 wudda bin disaster free, an we wud have No reason to worry every time we see rain clouds.

However…

“In December 2009 University of Guyana’s best graduating student Loria-Mae Heywood in her valedictory address called on the government to do more to create an enabling environment to stem the relentless brain drain of university graduates.

A year later she is still unemployed after having failed to secure a job since being awarded the President’s Medal for her academic achievement. It is not what she expected.”

(excerpt from the Stabroek News – Sunday, Nov 11,2010).

Now show me de silver lining in da dark f**kin cloud! “BEST GRADUATING STUDENT” after a YEAR can‘t get a wuk no way after sending out 41 applications. FORTY ONE budday! Geez! So is wa kina hope ya'll offerin we who graduate as "average" students? I don wan even imagine...and den dem gon get de nerve fuh aks why people leavin Guyana. De frickin slavery yuh ga go tru at UG fuh get a “Degree,” and fuh wuh? Fuh earn de equivalent of a McDonalds cashier salary? Das why nuff Guyanese optin fuh skip UG, migrate and wuk at McDonalds and the like. They rather not waste four years a dey life fuh still gat to migrate and go wuk deh! lol

An den tuh, after all dem years of slavery, yuh got BIG debt fuh payback to de government, (well we loan people at least cause we poor). Now tell me how in burning HeLL!?!? people gon payback any money when dem ain even gettin wuk? And even dem one who gat wuk, still strugglin cause de salary too lil bit fuh dey even start thinkin bout payin back UG. Is sad but is true. Dis country is makin it most difficult fuh people who truly want to serve it----and is even sadder dat is de foreigners who seein de true value in dem, rather dan we who nurture them to that level of value. Das why nuffa ya’ll UG people dun plannin dat when ya’ll get ya’ll diploma and degree an ting, is de first Delta or Caribbean flight outa Guyana ya’ll deh pun. eh? wrong or right?

Nuffa dem so called “patriots,” (a lot of dem I believe were/are actually genuine about their claim), but de system simply KILLED their desire to remain here. De res a dem….well, dey jus faren minded----typical example, our beloved boxer champs who only a few short weeks ago, “absconded” according to reports….on an IN TraNsiT trip through, (not to) the U.S. (talk about desperation)---dem man even lef dey passport behind. LoL! But dey no different from dem who duz go pun dey visitors visa and overstay dey welcome in de people country. People so badly want to get away from dis place dat even backtrack is a more than welcoming prospect.

And you may laugh or criticise or even object, but yuh damn well an know is nah no friggin buLLcrap I talkin!

UG now is jus a grooming ground fuh de outside world, literally----dey feedin we birds in hopes dat we don’t leave de nest, but unfortunately, most of us (quite ungratefully) turn back…spit on dem and keep on soaring (on Delta & Caribbean of course). Is no wonder dat dem developed countries overpopulated and Guyana is de opposite----is we goin an crowd de people country, so much dat the international Guyanese population is greater dan the local population. Yuh doubt me? Check an yuh gon see…

Oh Beautiful Guyana----what the hell happened? Our forefathers must be tossin and turnin in dey graves….

Sigh…

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Cartoon of the Day

Wherefore art Thou oh Ex-President Man!?

Ey! Is waeva happen to President man? Na de new one man…de former. Yes is Duncan he name…wa happen to de “revolutionary” movements dem? Like he shame fuh show he face on campus now cause he fall from grace…poor kid.

He got an unsuspecting swipe out by an underrated rival and now look….de man get chase out UG. Whether is we chase he or he chase heself I ain know, but according to he twitter page he “feeling very, very anti social,” so like he ain wan cum back to UG---it too depressin. Can’t blame he though, I wuddn’ta wan cum back neither. Jus imagine he ga move round like a layman now. Dem runnins ain easy when you steppin down from royalty---jus ask Mike Tyson.

He hi5 seh dat he in "Port-of-Spain," and he Facebook seh he in G/t suh me ain know…he probably gone to UWI now fuh bid a new campaign run. But if he think we rough, he best know dem Trini ain no easy bridge fuh cross either, an plus he’s na one a dem suh worse yet!

He lef a good legacy though. I remember when he used to seh “power to de people” and “yes we can!” No wait! duh wuz Obama nah?...[well maybe is not exactly duh but sumtin else man]. I admit I never really used to pay attention…but thanks to he we getting free wireless in spicy jus jus now, AND…..a shuttle bus fuh carry we all ova. rite Duncan? I hope yuh listenin. We still expectin yuh fuh mek good on dem promises yuh mek we since las year. And I hope you ain lef dem orders dem fuh pass down to yuh successor, cause he bubblin a lil too much fuh me rite now….

Mr. Constantine aka new President man….We wa we bus and free wireless!!! So STOP hiding in da office playin hansy pansy wit yuh lil rich friends dem! Don't mek we ga cut yuh rope! Cum out an mek yuhself useful fore we ga call back Dunks! GOoD!

Justice for All!

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Well Yes, Happy November!

…all BlAcK was a grand success cause hits an jams mek nuff money off ya’ll UG people. YeS! Everybody went an floss dey body, decked out in dey fancy “attire” dat nuffa dem ain even buy! An now de new week/month break and sum people ain got no passage fuh come to campus___well yuh know wuh yuh ga do?

WALK! To campus or Sheriff Street, whichever closer to you …

but on anodda note though, dis year really gone as quick as it come…

…2010 doin some wrap-up work already and jus now is time fuh nuff more drinkin an sportin up an shoppin an hustlin an bustlin an mistletoe an love makin an “cake in de oven bakin!”

YES! I talkin bout Christmas! Guyanese Christmas!!! Ain’t nuttin like it. Today I dun hearin dem cart man blastin de holiday music pun dey set…”cuz all I want for Christmas is you…!” BIG TUNE! Jus now de relatives dem cumin in from de cold, and don’t forget de Christmas barrel dem!…some people dun gone down by de wharf fuh uplift early o’ clock.

I dun know UG got big tings planned fuh de Season tuh. Prezzie gon throw a nice lil Christmas party fuh we by he office deh and share out some nice black cake and ginger beer n ting, (if he know wa good fuh he). And if UG know wa good fuh dem, dey gon close early dis year, cause me ain gon deh in no classroom pun Christmas eve writing no exam! I sorry! Dem an dey stupid semester break wa only apply to some…dey cudda tek da same week an add it on to de Christmas break, but nah!

Anyway…I can’t wait fuh me barrel dem and me remittances, I get nuff shoppin fuh do. Me ain know bout ya’ll but…I gotta feelin, dat dis year’s gonna be a GRAND year…!!!

Cuz Santa Claus is cumin to G/t!!!

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

When Darkness Falls...

Well yuh dun know how de ting is go...

when darkness hit GNS ground las Saturday nite de devil party wuz in full swing! An now dat everybody finish wit dey skin up story at de all black, sum now lef in de sauce....dem ga fuh sell deyself now fuh pay back fuh de "borrowed outfits"__like thickness on ma left, (tek it lite deh babes)>>>but it wuz all in good fun nah?

They all got to be cinderella fuh de nite...floss sum false hair, false nails, false jewellery, bhena's & discount shoes and even sum borrowed faces...dem luk alrite though, give dem sum credit. But I feel shame fuh dem UG gyuls man, cause now summa dem lef home, at least fuh de week and not by choice mind you. Nuffa dem get intoxicated, gyrate to de music, get feel up and violated, (like sister on ma right) and de

n go home broke more dan broke back mountain. But as yuh know>>>it wuz all in good fun nah?

Well yuh know when yuh got deze events, sum cross always gaffa mek deyself flagrant! Sum butt hole wit hydro seeds decide fuh thief GDF dem pistol fuh cum

an show off an terrorise people. Lucky nobody geh hurt though cuz de nite, an certainly dis life wudda really end in darkness fuh sumbody.

Nonetheless>>>it wuz all in good fun nah?

Cum to think of it though, de nite did actually end in darkness fuh sumbody, but not at de all black party. However, on his way home from all black, Mr. Robin Ali, according to de waterfall paper, quite unfortunately met up with de grim reaper who took him to another all black party [de one dat don't end]. Indeed a sad note to end on for what wuz supposedly an eerily festive nite. But R.I.P ma brodda...regrettably, for sum, it wuz not ALL in good fun. nah suh?

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

TENDER NOTICE

The University of Guyana – Turkeyen

BID FOR TENDER

Tenders are invited for suitably qualified Chinese restaurant owners to provide the following service:

v Provision of Service for the Removal of Dogs on Campus

The contract can be awarded after tender following an open procedure. Interested persons can uplift the terms of reference from October 25^th, 2010 at the University of Guyana Admissions Division, Turkeyen Campus, P.O. Box 10-1110, Georgetown, Guyana.

The deadline for the submission of the bids is October 30, 2010 at 16:00hrs at the above mentioned address. The sealed envelope should be addressed to the Head of Administration and clearly marked “Call for Tender – Chinese Restaurant Owner. Not to be opened by the internal mail system.”

Is nah me---is meh mouth

(Lazer)

NBCAM

This October marks the 25th anniversary of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month (NBCAM), so if you see a little more pink than usual this month, don't be alarmed. Each year, more than 192,000 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer, according to the Web site www.nbcam.org/disease. Breast cancer is the second leading cause of death in women. Therefore, it is important as a woman, (whether you have it your family history or not), you should ensure you conduct self-breast exams regularly, receive regular mammograms, and educate yourself about early diagnosis and possible treatment options.

So in recognition of the 25th National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, this October's focus is on education, awareness and empowerment, and Guardie joins in saluting the champions of this cause and supporting all women who have been cured, diagnosed, or will be diagnosed with the disease.

For resources and information related to National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, visit www.nbcam.org

(Guardie team)

Party Cup

Semester break to de werl!!
Dat's why we drinkin' sunny D, cranberry n vodka in we party cup in spicy!!

"Higher education" got anodda meaning up hey

Right over de new president head we knocking back some drinks.

Ya don know... But I thought dey had a alcohol policy up hey?

Des men ain even try fuh hide it!
Geez... Dey proppa stupit

This new president really ain doin things yet.

Anyway, boys do ya thing! Save a drink fuh me.

-is nah me, is my mouth
(Blaque)

And your point is...

Dis semester break is a joke right! and a real bad joke to.

When a lecturer could tell you "we don had we break aready, doan bother wid dem, i got my class still" you should know dat we deh bad.

Semester break is "SEMESTER BREAK" man.

we supposed to get a "break" from de books so dat we could come back fresh. Not stress out mo bad wid assignment pun assignment pun assignment. who is ya'll boy?

Ya'll really failing in everything, shucks!

i think i got to go to UG mo bad during dis break dan when i got regular class

ya'll fulla (*&^%$#@#$%^&)

is nah me, is meh mouth
- blaque

Bon Appetit!

Anybody cud tell me where I cud get a decent meal on campus? I don’t know why, but lunch time seems to be the most depressing time of de day fuh me. Campus food ain’t encouraging at all! And don’t even talk bout de lines, is ridiculous! Now tell me why I mus line up fuh spend money pun oil an grease? I’s get enuffa duh pun me skin an in me hair! I know UG cud do better, but is jus slackness, like with everything else dat causin dis second standard crap dat they givin we.

Da hole in de wall need to be filled…with some cement. Dem food duz look like las week lef lef. As fuh spicy dish, I hear they servin up worms now on de menu as they daily special, [according to our “friends” at the guardian]. Well, as fuh de sports club, let’s just say having a tv around is really good for business, an natural sciences canteen, dem ain mek it neither, dem food wan salt. And rasta man, he’s another story, he own got too much salt [how ironic I know]

But fuh real though, food hunting on campus is one big monotonous expedition. There’s no variety, no flavour, no aroma, nuttin fuh excite yuh, yuh know? Tings jus flat! I ain know if is jus me [and I’m quite sure it’s not], but I jus fed up! Is it too much to ask for a decent meal? Some nice brain food to fuel our academic minds? I ain able wit overcooked eggball and dry pastry no mo! I think they shud relocate da chiney shop down de road an bring it on campus. We need some variation on the daily menu man. Bring in church’s and mario’s and de rest a dem while you at it tuh! Ya’ll think I’m being too ambitious?

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

Cartoon of the Day

Raise in Fees? Is wa Dis?

Well if you feel Mr. President, that you gon support any raise in fees YUH LIE! Dis fight ain gon go down easy. Not if Guardie cud help it anyway! Is wa ya’ll feel at all, we got money fuh dole out to UG? Why you think 95% a we tekkin loan? You feel is cause we greedy an we ain wan pay cash na? So you cud raise fees like is a commodity price? Well lemme mek you aware dat all we is POOR people! Dis is a pooorrr nation wit struggling people, but somehow, [much like de government], UG feel dat de solution is fuh squeeze mo hard pun de poor man pocket. Raise taxes, raise cost a livin, raise tuition fees, raise EvEry Blasted Ting!!!...EXCEPT!...Salary! EXCEPT!…Minimum Wage! EXCEPT!… Old Age Pension! Dem ting cud wait a few more years man, duz na priority. Wuz priority is fattenin de rich man pocket so he cud continue fuh walk tall among we indigents. Yes!

Capitalism rules the world! Well lemme tell you, UG ain’t de world, so we ain’t gon go down suh!!!…Mr. President, I hope wa dey sayin about you Is na true, cause if you agenda is fuh hold hands with UG Admin. and engage in courtship, den we really don’t need you! All we gon need you to do is step down. So please! familiarize yourself with the plight of the student population before you go forming any policies or making any damning decisions on our behalf!

“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Nuttin but Politics

Well, well, well Mr. Pompus! Feelin all BIG an TaLL now that he win elections an ting! Flossin he body round de campus suh everybody cud see. Ow de boy! Congrats form all of us here at Guardie man…but in de same breath, watch out! Jus like you, Guardie got a full agenda ready fuh you fuh de next 365 days.

Sherod, [an ah cud call he full mouth now cause he’s no longer an elite], he seems to be taking his defeat very graciously, and I admire that, but we all know underneath that diplomatic smirk is sheer bitterness, anger, hatred and resentment to name a few. Yuh can’t give he wrong though. De man gat a right fuh feel suh, cause if wuz me [an thank God it wasn’t], I wuddn’ta been so accommodating. UG basically screwed him over I gotta say. They get shine eye when they see dis lil “cute,” rich brat wit nuff mouth. Well lemme warn i-yuh dat not all that glitters is bloody well gold! Anyways, it is what it is eh? Life goes on…

Somehow though, I don’t know why, but I’m very skeptical and VERY unoptimistic about this new “administration,” simply because I don’t know what the hell to expect from them. And that right there is risky. All I had fun go on [much like everybody else], was da lil freak show they put on at GWLT last week, which quite frankly was for nuttin but hype. Usually fuh me, when I choosin a “government,” or party, I gotta get sumtin substantial fuh draw me in. Nonetheless, they managed to trick us into voting, or not voting rather, so they cud capture the “reins of power.” Well kudos to dem fuh mekkin we a buncha jackass puppets! I really can’t help but shudder when I see how much of our national politics and exterior “mindset” has played into university life. For a supposedly “educated” bunch of people, we really shud be ashamed of ourselves, cause if this is the mentality we plan to apply next year in our “general elections,” Guyana gon be in for another 5 years of tyranny an bullshit. [God be with us]. I’m jus sayin….

…Smart people should complement their “smartness” with vision and mature action, and the poor and shallow display of interest that we showing in we own university affairs gon quite sadly carry over to our everyday life. An de same dunke-dam people who does quick fuh holla “which elections?” or “me? I ain’t voting!” is de fus ones fuh cry out and criticise when the result is na wa they want. How de flap it gon be wa you want when you ain’t do nuttin fuh change it? Well if we ambition fuh cumin to university is fuh be some lil dummie puppets, de politicians gon gladly “play” wit we. They gon stick a nice piece a string up we ass an bounce we around like they usually do!

Remember though…

…Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

Regular

i tink today is de last day dat "obama wanna be" will have de keys to de city. Obama got to hand over everthing so that Mr. Shout out could tek ova.

No mo shirt and tie! No mo "wordy" speeches, No mo tassels and swagga. He gon right back to plain ol joe.

i would never want to be in a postion like dat at all. One day you is president, next day you back to regular life.

They shoulda had some "prezzie rehab" or something. Something dat would calm you down from the hype of de power ya had.

Tek "Jason" when Jason leff de post of president he still been buzzin round de place like he still run things. i dont know wha would be "obama" feelin now.

He don look like he loose nuff weight from de beginning of de campaign to now. I hope he catch he self.

So now we got to deal with anodda kid on the block. Dis banna look like he really wet behind de ears. I expecting some exciting times with he! cause he look like bare wrong talk

any how i gon try to find out when is dis swearin in so dat i could fill ya'll in.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Monday morning

So all the votes have been counted and "Mr. Shout out" came out ontop. U.S.A has finally been able to grab the seat they were looking for since last year.

Now listen to this.

At least, "Obama wanna be" wasn't a puppet. Though he acted more like a clown most times, he followed his own drum beat.

This dude that just became president "WILL" be controlled by his puppet master (Dhanraj or whatever his name is) This year will not be an easy one at all.

This party is expected to be tyrannical (check the dictionary... Its ok!) These fellas are not going to be the cool type at all. Like with every other party that existed before the only active people would be the president. And of it is left up to this "Puppet show" the University will be up to some major embarrassment.

Neither of these U.S.A people are ready to handle the reigns of power. They're just a lot of "show" no "tell" no substance, no "CHARACTER"

We could only hope that we'll still have a working campus after this "regression period"

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

The Votes are In...

Fuh all ya’ll who throw ya’ll “beloved” President under the bus this year cause he apparently did “nothing” for UG, I hope ya’ll happy with the result you get dis time around. But remember, “In a Democracy, the people [always] get the government they deserve,” so I’m hoping to hear absolutely NO riff when Mr. Shout About or Gaynesh or Mr. Nameless tek office, because is ya’ll voting, or lack of it that put them there, cause even by not voting, you still voted fuh dem.. At least thas how I see it. Anyway, I gon continue fuh sit in me corner and silently observe, cause as you know by now, thas wa Guardie does best! So we gon do we job regardless of who tek office. And lemme mek it RESOUNDLINGLY CLEAR:

NONE AH YA’LL AIN SHUTTIN WE DOWN!!!!

We gon talk all de dutty story plain, jus how we see it! So Mr. President, whoever you are (and ya crew), we gon be watchin yuh (with very prying eyes tuh). An yuh cud tek da rice wid waeva stew yuh want!

Bon appétit & all the best to you! J

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

WHAT???

Nah! Not fu truth!
Gay-nesh or Mr. Shout out gon be president??

I know dat ya'll lil crazy! But I ain know ya'll flippin MAD!!

Tomorrow is de las day fuh vote and de race is between de 2 a dem.

I hope to all God dat ya'll doan put Gay-nesh as president! If is de 2 a dem now fuh choose from plz let it be Shout boy.

I beggin ya'll vote fuh shout boy!! PLZZ

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Blaque)

No word yet

So we haven't heard anything about the elections yet. Everything seems to be on the "Timeka Marshal" (if you're such a hater of Guyanese music, it means that everything is on the "Hush Hush")

We still think though that the race is between the Revolutionaries and U.S.A. You've got to be sick in the brain if you even thought about Gay-nesh or that random dude to be president.

We've seen something here at UG.
"If ya'll don't know them, you'd vote for who you know, or you'd vote like the majority." Which unfortunately is the Revolutionaries.

You can tell by now we're not really fond of this "Obama wanna be" We believe in "Less talk!, more ACTION!"
Let the students give you credit. And we're talking about random students. Not the ones that you talk with and would give you a seldom "Hello"

Some random student from somewhere in S.E.E.S or IDCE or something.

"IF" you get the chance to be president again, clean up your act. Or this time "WE AIN'T GONNA BE NICE!"

We see that you have another front runner in training, try polish him a bit more! Gosh! Darren is raw as fresh chicken shit. If he start to smell on you that'll be your fault.

We'll send you our consultancy bill later.

Guardieblog@gmail.com is the address. Send your issues and what you think we could "buss out about" on the blog. We know your reading so just keep reading :D

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

Campus Cross

I does get real vex when i see trash bout de place, and i gettin vex cause ya'll puttin trash pun de internet to.

If ya'll gon wan blog, go and read "blogging for dummies" you cyan wan writin a load a shit on de university and puttin people face on de net dat ain got nothin to do with de story.

YA'LL stupit or wha? i DOAN CARE wha excuse ya'll bring. Ya'll officially tun my target.

I doan lemme find out is who doin dis shit!

We don tell ya'll already, we running dis place and if ya'll wan join de industry ya got to play by de rules.

Dis is ya first warnin! Doan rush up before ya get brush up!

-is nah me is meh mouth
(blaque)

Slow movement

Polling stations are seeing slow movement from the students as they trickle in.

But it looks like 5% of the student population is interested in this race for the hot seat.

I hope they're telling the students that it's not going to be the entire party "voted in" in block and its who ever gets the most votes as the different party reps. That will make up the UGSS

So ya'll vote properly...

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

The freak show

Last night was de worse thing i eva see at UG campus. Lemme give you de run down. CauseLazer only touch it slight.

Candidate #1: Mr. Shout out
Mr. Shout out (U.S.A leader) reminded me of de sense bill and stupity bill story. De one dat sense bill tell stupity bill to "holla like a cat" Well dat was he. Dis boy jump high and jump low just like he mentor. Nuttin but screamin' and parading bout de place. How he expect people to vote fuh he, when all he doin is screamin'. He too arrogant fuh he own good! too much a passion.

Candidate #2: Mr. Smoke and Mirrors
Mr. Smoke and mirrors (Current President) come back again wid he stupidness. Dis time he spice up de thing lil mo by dashin out de dutty stories bout he own good friend Gay-nesh. All of a sudden de man attackin Gay-nesh fuh wha he do and wha he didn't do. Den de man ain answa nun ah de questions de people ask. He too deceiving

Candidate #3: Ms. "I betta"
Ms. "I Betta" (Student Factor) is a true soup drinka. Gay-nesh deh where eva de soup fallin. One time he deh attackin Sherod and tell de students that he was doin de wuk, den he switch out and seh dat is de "two of dem" wuk things out. Den he start throwin back mo dutty story at Sherod.

Candidate #4: Mr. Softie
Mr. Softie (Reality Check) he ain cut out for de real world at all. He come wid some good points but des ruff neck students wan a tough leader. Not no soft man dat beggin people to listen to he. Lil bit mo and softie woulda buss tears on de stage because de students mekkin too much noise when he talkin'. Strewpssss..

Today is election day. And from de looks of things dis might end up as anodda comic strip tekkin office. It just might end up back as the "Obama wanna be" in office again dis year. And it would be anodda year of "Smoke and mirrors"

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Shame Shame Shame

"I thought I came to a university" The moderator said it best: "I'd like to think that I'm in a room with intellects..." Boy was she wrong!

Lastnight was a real example of how "smart people operate" Noise, heckling,and scandals were all over the debates. If you ask me, the whole thing was a big comedy night. All the students went there for a big laugh.

None of the candidates dealt with any of the issues simply because we didn't hold them to it! We like the excitement of who stole money and who Gay and who aint got woman no more and all sorts of things that have nothing to do with UG and us as students.

I like a laugh, I must admit! But for something as serious as who represents us at the UGSS level I think we need to take more care.

Lastnight just proves that we don't give a "rats ass" about any thing that goes on! The "don't care" attitude is rampant among students and this would obviously reflect in the society.

UG has gone a fall, if this is how we treat with the transition of power.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

The Good, the Bad, the Worst & the Friggin Ugly!

Whoo! I guess you guys have been wondering where I’ve been all this time, (or not), but I feel the need to end my long running hiatus, for my own peace of mind AND most importantly, for the good of UG campus. A lot has been going on since this new academic year (which started in August mind you). But one thing in particular has been recurrent over the past few weeks, and that is just what I’m here to discuss.

UGSS Elections. Yes. You heard right. The intense campaigning and vouching by the various “parties” has reached boiling point and it’s time for the cover to come off. The pinnacle of these activities has arrived with the culmination of the long awaited “Presidential Debate.” I must say it was somewhat more interesting than last year, where we had strictly nubies running for office. But this year, however, has seen the sitting president playing defense to a lot of word bashing. Yes. As they say “mouth open, story jump out,” and thas exactly wa happen tonight. Plenty dutty laundry geh hang out in front the whole GWLT! Nuff finger pointing went on tuh (both literally and figuratively).

If it wasn’t bout who steal de $10,000 dollar, or who thief battery, or who plagiarise or who ain’t doin they job or who dis or who duh! Yuh wud believe is frickin Jerry Springer! De only ting de lef fuh they do wuz rip off clothes and fist fight one anodda. Anyway, de riff calm down (fortunately or unfortunately), after de moderator had to remind the “beauty pageant contestants” that they were striving for “world peace.” Then they finally attempted to deal with the real issues.

Quite frankly though, I ain’t too happy about what I see on da stage tonight. If it wuz up to me, UG din getting no president dis year (except wuz me), cuz dem “gentlemen” a lil too hot headed fuh me. Ne-yo need to give dem some tips cuz dem ain’t know what da word really mean. An furdamo, dem ain't ready fuh lead nobody. Why a gyul cuddnta run? Definitely she de getting my vote, but you know how dis ting does go. Politics is politics, just ask Freddie he cud tell ya straight up. Is a dutty, stinkin game! The unfortunate part about it though is that it gon affect me AND you, either directly or indirectly, and whether or not you decide seh you voting or you ain voting tomorrow, somebody gotta win! Bottom line! Best leh it be somebody you want to win, OR somebody you wouldn’t mind having in that office below spicy for de next year, rather than a tyrant name...who gon sit down in deh and cus and smoke whole day. I ain’t callin names. All I sayin is that as a university student, you have a Democratic right to decide who you want lobbying for your affairs. Exercise that RIGHT! I know I will!

P.S. If you need to talk with me in person, I’m the guy with the ink-soiled finger J

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

45 shoot out

De debate on like boil corn. Ya'll really missin out big time here!

Dis is de "who gon talk de most dutty story"

Details lata

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

Welcome back suckers

WE DAH BEST!!
ok ok... we're containing ourselves. But we wanna send a big shout out to the "others" we were wondering when you people would wake up and start blogging again. But then we remembered that we took time off and ya'll didn't have anything to copy anymore. We're sorry, next time we'll send you the memo.

Now let's help you people a bit.
To "Guard-Me": We've tolerated you long enough with this carbon copy thing we could've had our people wipe out your whole operation but we like your spunk. Just don't let us see you copying crap from other rookie blogs. That's just plain LAZY.

UGSS TIMES... you're just like the name: NOTHING BUT PROPOGANDA. GET A LIFE. OH! and another thing. Being 2 blogs at once is gonna wear you down sooner than later. Take one and try to do a good blogging job. You're doing communications for christ sake.

Campus buzz... i'll let blaque deal with ya'll. That's the right person to deal with ya'll sorry asses. As a matter of fact, i'll call blaque to write something pronto.

and we're still looking for the "GHOST OF UG".... oouuuuooooo we're shaken and scared (strewps)

As the God father blog of UG we want you suckers to know that we run this town
WE LEAD and you "OTHERS" FOLLOW so if you're gonna follow you got to play by the rules.
Be original damn it, that's the least you can do as followers.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie Team)

Road trip report

Blaque didn't even explain to ya'll why we didn't do any posting for the past couple of days. Anyway, we (guardie team) took a road trip recently to "evaluate" the actions of our Tain students.

Now Turkeyen students don't forget that we have students in Tain too. And YES, the campaign must be taken there as well. So all the party boys and party girls went up to Tain to campaign like crazy. I must say it was sort of entertaining. We're even thinking of getting some people on the ground there for election day

Competition will be a stiff one again this year between the Revolutionaries and U.S.A. I seriously wouldn't consider the rest of them at all. But the rubber will hit the road tonight.

We'll be having fun at the debates tonight. But i'm warning you guys, don't be fooled with the sensational speeches, all these candidates got big talk and NO BACKINGS! Ya'll come with your questions we'll have ours.

is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

New bridge

I surprised dat de Revolutionaries ain don hop, skip and jump fuh seh dat dey "building bridge". Cause dey doan play fuh tek odda people praise ya know. Dey love attention!

Now i get a serious wire de odda day from dem boys. Rememba i doan deh infront so i doan know who is who or wha is wha, but i hear dat anodda man been doin de revolutionaires leg wuk last year.
Dem boys seh he look like beenie man, till now dey cyan pronounce de man name. But like he was de brains behind de revolutionaries. Den alll of a sudden dey bruk up. Nobody ain know how or why.

Last year time like dis was a real aggressive campaign. Ya couldn't a turn without some one of dem ppl in ya face. But anyway, dat is fuh anodda post. i come fuh talk bout bridge.


Ya'll wan know why dem building bridge now? cause just now is graduation. Every year is de same stupidness. Dey gon wait till a couple a weeks or something so to paint catwalk, and class and doan forget..."De stage" Every year, dey got t fix de lamp post and all kinda thing.

ya'll stop buyin cheap thing and wastin money. Admin, ya'll tryin fuh seh dat "EVERY YEAR!" ya'll got to fix a stage? EVERY YEAR ya'll got to paint something? EVERY YEAR MAN?
ya'll wastin money dat coulda been goin into better class rooms and so.

ya'll don't mek i go to de media to investigate ya'll spending habits.

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Blaque)

Catwalk parade

Every spoil is a style they say. And ya know we GT people doan play fuh tek ova de odda people style.

I hear dem girls up infront proppa parading. De catwalk get back life.

Des new girls mekkin a mess of de entire fashion industry thing.

If ya'll thought that the "Crack is Wack" post was a boss! wait til ya'll get the ones we thinkin bout posting lata down.

we catch a girl the odda day that was a fashion hazard. Lil bit mo and she woulda catch a fyah on de bench wid all dem colours.

Which reminds me, we got to get anodda girl on dis team. Cause dis one dat we got hey gettin too much like de boys. She firing mo than we! any way back to de matta at han

ya'll don't feel ya'll crease gettin mo breeze dan usual?

ya'll doan feel like ya'll breast gon just jump out and seh "SURPRISE" to somebody?

De big girls wan wear de small girl clothes, and de small girls wan wear de baby clothes (SMH) MEK UP YA MIND!

we gon send out we "crack police" after dis election.

And talkin bout election, i miss de big speech the odda day man! oh shucks

ya'll ain even tell meh bout it. Dem people tell me was mo wind talk dan when hot air balloon blowin

The showdown drawin near, and dem boy gon come wid all de tricks in de book. And like none a dem ain got campaign managers man, dey playing nasty nasty politics.

Bare point finger thing goin on.

And to top it all off... de people dat was on de big revolutionaries party list wash dem hand clean ah "obama wanna be"

I wonda what happen deh?

when we get de story, it gon be right hey it gon deh.

-is nah me, is me mouth

(blaque)

Calling all regulars

WE kno dat you like this blog! so don't hate! Appreciate

we wan shout out we regulars: nevaseecomfuhsee and granny D. We waitin too see ya'll back. We miss ya'll man. @stolid you like a rash, cyan get rid a you at all. I like duh LOL

shout out to de Guyana 911 crew. Peace to de family

and to all you anonymous people, QUIT IT! why ya think we got an option fuh ya put a name
ya BIG STUPIT SELF!

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

Guardie President choice

The last time we wrote about this guy. We had to beat his goons off with a stick! Although they want to look so macho walking about the place, they squealed like **tches.

Anyway, what we wanna know is, why doesn't he run for president? At least we know that he doesn't give a **it about campus life. But we know that the dude could throw a good party here and there.

Campus DEAD DEAD DEAD! we don't do JACK on that damn campus. With a president like him we stand a better chance getting more done than "Obama wanna be"

We know that he might be a little "rough around the edges" and that probably 75% of the campus don't like his pompous ass. But look at the bright side, he would be realler than anyone of those idiots that are thinking about running.

We prefer a bandit that look like a bandit, than a bandit that dresses up in suit and tie, or talk bare figures from yesteryear.

There was even talk before that he was thinking about it! Ya'll talk to he and see what he thinks.

As a matter of fact, show him this post.

"Marvin you might behave like an ass, but you might be our last resort on this campus"

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(Guardie team)

What's you PIN

Just now i will ask my lecturers for their PIN numbers so they could send me voice "notes" and handouts for my classes.

Lecturers! get with the program. Nearly everybody on campus got a Black berry. I aint get mine yet, but i still waiting. But in the mean time, think about it. Think about how easy it would be to have a class as a Broadcast message. The only thing you'd have to work out is what your short hand dictionary would be like.

Some lecturers might use "STFU" in a intellectual context. But then again, some of them might use it for its true meaning.

This could never be a bad idea. Let's explore it!

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(Rookie)

Joke of the day

Invasion

I'm not one to bash people. I normally leave that for Livingston but he's not back yet.
I don't have a problem with people and their "sexual orientation" but when you'll try to be fresh with me, then is when i would have to karate your ass.

These "boys of a different kind" are practically taking over this campus. I try to be polite and stuff, you know, you have your space i have mine. Stuff like that. But these "boys of a different kind" want to get brave. They coming out in their numbers and they want to be heard and seen.

I hear that the "nest" is in the social science faculty. Plenty of them in Law, so they are the "boug gays i mean guys" and the rest in Communication, so they are the "talk gays i mean guys"

I'm sending out my warning! "YOU "boys of a different kind" PLEASE STAY IN FRONT!! Don't come at the back here! because you would be sorry. We got one to deal with already and you would notice he limes infront more than he's at the back. TAKE WARNING!

i notice UG turning more and more into an "OPEN" campus. Where everybody is expressing their point of view and such. But i hope that the day doesn't come where two dudes are eating one another's faces out on the cat walk, because i know some of you people are kinky like that.

To all my straight friends, try not to too agitated when they're parading all over the place. Just let the birds fly around. Just don't let them build a nest by your backyard. LOL

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

Ya'll play FAIR!

ya'll too dutty man. Why ya'll got to pull down de boy cloth banna dat he get from ravinas eh?
U.S.A go and put up dem fancy vinyl banna man. I tell ya, money comin from all ova. And now ya seeing dem candidates plenty plenty.

As usual, U.S.A gon put up all kinda money and figures because they still practicing "basic economic" so all dem plenty plenty equations is dem and dey non sense. Who ain thief money and who can't account for money and all kinda thing. But ya'll think about dis nah, If U.S.A get in power, you ain think dem could cook de books seein dat they doing economics. Ya'll betta tek ya'll time and vote eh.

I see some "Jason" or whaever he name come along. I like he style, all ya'll got to know is he name, nothing else LOL he put up he big face and he look like he gon promise mo bad than "Obama wanna be"

Student factor bring back last year poster, so dey mus be conservin on dem money spending. Because dey could only afford cloth bannas.

But de best laugh fuh de day was de poster dat they put up with the revolutionaries teffin de money. Ya'll really gettin bad fuh days wid ya'll campaigning. i hope nobody don't get in a fight or nuttin cause ya'll really lashin out.

I glad fuh de entertainment tho, ya'll keep it up. But ya'll don't tek too long to talk! i wan hear ya'll wrong english so i could feel nice.

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Put ya money whey ya mouth deh

I tell ya, dese boys really wukkin up fuh dis president thing.
ya'll gon be good "poli -trick-ians" when ya'll grow up!

ya'll so accustomed to wha de big boys in de country does do dat ya'll feel dat it gon wuk wid everybody ya'll talk to. WELL!! NAH MI!

Dem boy seh dat Gay-nesh buy net and thing fuh de table tennis table in spicy. De boy like he go in he pocket and find some cash fuh buy thing. And all of a sudden, de boy wearing "shut n tie"

I tell ya! is one thing when ya wan big wuk in UG. They feel ya got to "look de part" before ya get de wuk. "IT DOAN WUK SUH!" Ya got to get brains FUSS, den ya gon get de looks, if at all.

I see U.S.A comin fuh dem again dis year! Just because ah dah name i nah gon vote fuh dem! i deh in GUYANA... not U.S.A! so to me, they ain' even thinkin bout de Guyanese people in de fuss place. Dem eyes pass me! And doan tek dem at face value ya know! Last year! dem U.S.A people de plenty!! they been around de place like red ants boy! Ya couldn't ah move without one a dem girl runnin in ya face in dem green jersey telling ya fuh vote fuh dem. And den i hear de leader been playin de "race card". ya feel dese people easy eh! Dem ain ordinary at all

I cyan wait fuh de "talk competition" i does get real kicks when dem boy does talk to fury, DEN! as soon as dey get de key to de city dem don wid ya.

Prezzie de talk all kinda thing about how UG admin fix dis and fix dah! and dey gettin dis and they gettin duh! and wham now eh?! where all de "fixin" gon? whey all de promises deh?

BARE AIR!!

DE revolutionaries, The student factor and U.S.A tek dis message and put it in ya pipe and smoke it. If ya don't smoke, DRINK IT! den cause i know ya'll does do duh.

"Put ya MONEY, whey ya mouth deh!"

To my fellow students, if i was ya'll i wouldn't a vote fuh none a dem! Because all a dem ain't got we interest at heart at all. All dey wan is de power and de lil stipend dey does get.
OH! ya'll didn't know nah! YES!!! dey does get PAY!

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Grades online...

I really try not to have any criticisms for these people (admin) but they're pushing my buttons.
NOW! why would i hide a grade profile all the way in a registration window?? how dumb is that?

You people fail to impress me. What kind of advise are you people taking? and who is your webmaster? i want to introduce him/her to my hand with one SLAP!

This is the UNIVERSITY OF GUYANA! we supposed to be operating smarter than regular people, not acting worse than them.

I can't fault you people entirely because truth be told, you didn't annouce it and i now see why you didn't.

NOW! to address Mr. Obama wanna be:
Who told you these people wanted to have their dirty laundry out in the open? there's a reason why the people never annouced this thing in the first place. And then you got the nerve to tell students that "we're working for you" HOG WASH MAN!!" i think the only thing you're missing is a top hat and a cane, with a bobble head model girl in high heels. You're fony "magic show" is coming to an end.

BACK TO YOU, ADMIN!
I fed up telling you people about you're incompetence. And i'm going to start charging you for my advise that i give freely on this blog.
You're training people to design websites and program things in technology. Some of those same students could take away ya'll jobs hands down. Use the community you have right around you. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

So get the job done right this time PLEASE.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

It's a jungle out there

Now it really getting unbelievable bout dis place. UG really turnin a zoo.

Students find a snake under de stables, had everybody scattering like dem head ain good.

It look as tho we got more animals on dis campus than students. I notice they try wid de dogs but dem man gettin mo bare face

These dogs practically raiding bins while people standin up round de bin. Dem man don care! Right infront ya face, some a dem tekkin de bag or box from ya hand WTH.

And if ya see dem to. Circus dogs ain got nothin on these dogs. Dem man got mad skill

Ya'll try! I know we got to preserve we wild life, but the wild life supposed to be in "DE WILD" not under a class

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

"I'm lost"

i just can't help but over hear these poor 1st year students that are still sailing after about 2 weeks of class. There has got to be someway this could be fixed.

Now! if i were president, better yet, if i were the registar! The orientation exercise would've been more practical. Instead of telling me what i could do to fail and about how i could probably get stressed by the system, show me who my potential lecturers are and let me get a definite time as to when they would be at class and where exactly that class would be. You know, like "give me a walk along of the campus" (guess ya'll never thought of that huh!)

Imagine, coming to a huge campus like UG and you have no clue where a class is or who's teaching it. Yet, we have orientations that just take you for a long winded "blabber" with a bunch of people that you probably wouldn't ever see again in your university LIFE! unless you get into major major trouble.

Dear UG admin,
GET A BRAIN!

Dear UGSS President,
GET 2 BRAIN!

you've officially wasted another opportunity to get it right! i guess you'll hopefully figure it out in the next decade or so.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

Banner! Banner! everywhere!

De campaign gettin hott! Dem boys got money fuh spend dis year man! Banna and thing all over de place.

I know where de revolutionaries gettin dey money from, but whey de "odder person" gettin he money?

anyway, i know "dem kinda people" always have all sorts of "connections" in the "right places"

we didn't get a proppa picture of de "odda" banna. Because we didn't wan look too frontin cause people still lookin fuh we and wan know who we be.

But i got to give ya'll dis one. Cause like dis is a "under ground" election things?

all ya hearin is somebody from hey thinkin about runnin'! den anotha one from somewhere else wan run to! i ain't know we got all dem "wanna be presidents about"

like in a kind of a way, i glad that some odda people thinkin bout comin out. Cause these 2 jokers that seh dey runnin ain ready yet!

think about it! wha ya'll could really seh dis man do fuh dis campus? i would really like to hear wha he do odda dan blow wind whole year

yea leff ya comments, leh we talk bout it

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(blaque)