Whoo! I guess you guys have been wondering where I’ve been all this time, (or not), but I feel the need to end my long running hiatus, for my own peace of mind AND most importantly, for the good of UG campus. A lot has been going on since this new academic year (which started in August mind you). But one thing in particular has been recurrent over the past few weeks, and that is just what I’m here to discuss.
UGSS Elections. Yes. You heard right. The intense campaigning and vouching by the various “parties” has reached boiling point and it’s time for the cover to come off. The pinnacle of these activities has arrived with the culmination of the long awaited “Presidential Debate.” I must say it was somewhat more interesting than last year, where we had strictly nubies running for office. But this year, however, has seen the sitting president playing defense to a lot of word bashing. Yes. As they say “mouth open, story jump out,” and thas exactly wa happen tonight. Plenty dutty laundry geh hang out in front the whole GWLT! Nuff finger pointing went on tuh (both literally and figuratively).
If it wasn’t bout who steal de $10,000 dollar, or who thief battery, or who plagiarise or who ain’t doin they job or who dis or who duh! Yuh wud believe is frickin Jerry Springer! De only ting de lef fuh they do wuz rip off clothes and fist fight one anodda. Anyway, de riff calm down (fortunately or unfortunately), after de moderator had to remind the “beauty pageant contestants” that they were striving for “world peace.” Then they finally attempted to deal with the real issues.
Quite frankly though, I ain’t too happy about what I see on da stage tonight. If it wuz up to me, UG din getting no president dis year (except wuz me), cuz dem “gentlemen” a lil too hot headed fuh me. Ne-yo need to give dem some tips cuz dem ain’t know what da word really mean. An furdamo, dem ain't ready fuh lead nobody. Why a gyul cuddnta run? Definitely she de getting my vote, but you know how dis ting does go. Politics is politics, just ask Freddie he cud tell ya straight up. Is a dutty, stinkin game! The unfortunate part about it though is that it gon affect me AND you, either directly or indirectly, and whether or not you decide seh you voting or you ain voting tomorrow, somebody gotta win! Bottom line! Best leh it be somebody you want to win, OR somebody you wouldn’t mind having in that office below spicy for de next year, rather than a tyrant name...who gon sit down in deh and cus and smoke whole day. I ain’t callin names. All I sayin is that as a university student, you have a Democratic right to decide who you want lobbying for your affairs. Exercise that RIGHT! I know I will!
P.S. If you need to talk with me in person, I’m the guy with the ink-soiled finger J
Is nah me---is meh mouth!
Lazer
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