It seem as though dem dog tekkin dey education mo seriously dan we people nowadays. Nuffa deze campus critters getting bold enough now fuh actually walk into dem classroom and sit down. De oda day one a dem sit down attentively in GWLT listenin to de lecture—it wuz most intriguing. I bet summa dem duz understand and cud read and write better dan we yuh know. I mean it may seem as though they’re only passive observers, but I wan believe dat dem same dog tekkin in dey education right at UG. Free of charge tuh! And if current trends continue, I see dogs formally attending the university by the year 2012 (daz when dey predict de world gon end, but don’t bother wit dem).
Dem dog up to sumtin other dan jus bein eyesores and toppling bins. They have an intelligent purpose…ya’ll eva see da movie Cats & Dogs? Well after da movie I stop underestimatin dem canine. Dey operations mo slick dan we own. Also, if my predictions are correct, by the year 2015, UG should be welcoming its first canine professor and/or UGSS president into the ranks. Dis may sound a bit farfetched, but if people cud vote fuh a paccoo, why not a dog? Watch an see..
Ya’ll tink dey jus deh bout fuh de sake a deh-in-deh na? By the year 2020, UG mite very well become a canine institution, and we gon be de ones crawlin around de campus and eatin outa dem bins. Watch yuh guh see. Da more we keep turnin a blind eye to dis situation, de sooner we gon be faced wid a serious insurrection on our hands.
UG watch out! cuz in a few short years your history and legacy might be gone---to the DOGS! (literally)
Is nah me---is meh mouth
Lazer
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