The freak show

Last night was de worse thing i eva see at UG campus. Lemme give you de run down. CauseLazer only touch it slight.

Candidate #1: Mr. Shout out
Mr. Shout out (U.S.A leader) reminded me of de sense bill and stupity bill story. De one dat sense bill tell stupity bill to "holla like a cat" Well dat was he. Dis boy jump high and jump low just like he mentor. Nuttin but screamin' and parading bout de place. How he expect people to vote fuh he, when all he doin is screamin'. He too arrogant fuh he own good! too much a passion.

Candidate #2: Mr. Smoke and Mirrors
Mr. Smoke and mirrors (Current President) come back again wid he stupidness. Dis time he spice up de thing lil mo by dashin out de dutty stories bout he own good friend Gay-nesh. All of a sudden de man attackin Gay-nesh fuh wha he do and wha he didn't do. Den de man ain answa nun ah de questions de people ask. He too deceiving

Candidate #3: Ms. "I betta"
Ms. "I Betta" (Student Factor) is a true soup drinka. Gay-nesh deh where eva de soup fallin. One time he deh attackin Sherod and tell de students that he was doin de wuk, den he switch out and seh dat is de "two of dem" wuk things out. Den he start throwin back mo dutty story at Sherod.

Candidate #4: Mr. Softie
Mr. Softie (Reality Check) he ain cut out for de real world at all. He come wid some good points but des ruff neck students wan a tough leader. Not no soft man dat beggin people to listen to he. Lil bit mo and softie woulda buss tears on de stage because de students mekkin too much noise when he talkin'. Strewpssss..

Today is election day. And from de looks of things dis might end up as anodda comic strip tekkin office. It just might end up back as the "Obama wanna be" in office again dis year. And it would be anodda year of "Smoke and mirrors"

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)