I remember dem days at primary school when yuh used to go in de toilet and de floors, de walls and de toilet – Oh lawd a mercy! Dem children de terrible man. But thank God UG people ain stay suh. We’re very decent and hygiene conscious individuals.
Das why I wan know if is too much to ask of Admin to jus put a roll a toilet paper in dem toilet. I mean is bad enough yuh don’t got soap fuh wash yuh hand when yuh dun, but is even mo embarrassing and uncomfortable to say the least, when yuh ga belly wuk and rushin fuh ease yuh bowels only fuh realize dat de main got no paper. Rite away yuh ga revert back to yuh primary school habits an tear out one a yuh leaflets dem from yuh notebook. Sometimes is de last page in yuh ga sacrifice an all. Den when you go to class yuh ga beg fuh a extra page fuh write pun.
Some people don even ga no leaflet all, an den is when yuh intuition ga step in---sacrifice yuh one side socks or yuh rag, or in extreme cases, yuh mite ga go commando an toss yuh underwear. All dis while yuh gotta be simultaneously peepin around de corner an hopin dat nobody ain accidentally walk in an ketch yuh dutty backside (cause dem blasted door don lock)….And lemme tell you, da ain’t no pleasant or desirable experience, for either party (unless you really twisted in de mind or sumtin).
But seriously, dem ting cud be right man?! NO!!! is SHIT!!---literally. At least ga lil standards nah UG…lil etiquette an ting man. Is real eyepass when ya’ll subject people to dis kina crap, (no pun intended). I sure Admin and de UGSS president got fresh rolls in dey self-contained offices. Dey probably don even ga wipe deyself. But we ain interested in all duh. All we want is some paper---toilet paper mind you, and maybe some soap every now and again.
Is that really too much to ask? I certainly hope not! Else we gon ga resort to more creative measures, like my photoGRAPHIC example above. However, I trust it ain ga come to duh though, but maybe then ya’ll gon really get de message...
Is nah me---is meh mouth
Lazer
Ok.. keep complaining..
ReplyDeleteIt shouldn't take people this long to understand that if you're going to use public toilets.. toilet paper isn't always a luxury so maybe.. just maybe.. please maybe.. try walking with your own fucking made in Grenada toilet paper.. It's available at Nigels.
Why you mad at me.. you mad cause I called out both these UG blogs on their inferior pointless blogging.
ReplyDeleteYou a grown ass man blogging about not having toilet paper and walking around feeling like there is wet cement between ya butt-cheeks..
Walk with paper.. jeeze... Chicks do it!
This thing is 5 paragraphs.. and not even for say it's actually a post meant for humour or it's a serious post with a joke inside..
ReplyDeleteIt's a serious post, with no jokes, not intended for humour.. but you seriously complaining..
smh..
Why you self censoring the post title then you cuss like a bird in the body of the post..?
ReplyDeleteEww nigga.. you get that wetty shit huh!
ReplyDeleteStep your fiber up. My shet be 90% dry.. long hard and cracking sometimes. Minimal butt residue.. I'm telling you!
Amma coach y'all.. you gotta wipe, from back to front. When you done.. you gotta check the paper to see if you got it all. But since you prefer to wipe with your Fruit of the Looms bucka and your strech ya dollar socks.. I don't know how you gonna get it all..
Like.. how you gonna wipe twice with one sock? You gonna put that stink sweaty thing in your butt then wipe with the topside.. then hold the shitty side with your hand and wipe your butt with the other side? Daz fucked up..
And between me and you.. you're interested in if admin have to wipe themselves aren't you.. come'on - admit it!
I see ur as passionate as I am about the whole "shit" issue...thanks for the FIVE comments AND for your unwavering commitment to this blog :)
ReplyDeleteWhich washroom is this? That's funny as ever.
ReplyDeletePast UG student, praising your comical yet nostalgic article .. :-D
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