Campus Cross

I does get real vex when i see trash bout de place, and i gettin vex cause ya'll puttin trash pun de internet to.

If ya'll gon wan blog, go and read "blogging for dummies" you cyan wan writin a load a shit on de university and puttin people face on de net dat ain got nothin to do with de story.

YA'LL stupit or wha? i DOAN CARE wha excuse ya'll bring. Ya'll officially tun my target.

I doan lemme find out is who doin dis shit!

We don tell ya'll already, we running dis place and if ya'll wan join de industry ya got to play by de rules.

Dis is ya first warnin! Doan rush up before ya get brush up!

-is nah me is meh mouth
(blaque)

Slow movement

Polling stations are seeing slow movement from the students as they trickle in.

But it looks like 5% of the student population is interested in this race for the hot seat.

I hope they're telling the students that it's not going to be the entire party "voted in" in block and its who ever gets the most votes as the different party reps. That will make up the UGSS

So ya'll vote properly...

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

The freak show

Last night was de worse thing i eva see at UG campus. Lemme give you de run down. CauseLazer only touch it slight.

Candidate #1: Mr. Shout out
Mr. Shout out (U.S.A leader) reminded me of de sense bill and stupity bill story. De one dat sense bill tell stupity bill to "holla like a cat" Well dat was he. Dis boy jump high and jump low just like he mentor. Nuttin but screamin' and parading bout de place. How he expect people to vote fuh he, when all he doin is screamin'. He too arrogant fuh he own good! too much a passion.

Candidate #2: Mr. Smoke and Mirrors
Mr. Smoke and mirrors (Current President) come back again wid he stupidness. Dis time he spice up de thing lil mo by dashin out de dutty stories bout he own good friend Gay-nesh. All of a sudden de man attackin Gay-nesh fuh wha he do and wha he didn't do. Den de man ain answa nun ah de questions de people ask. He too deceiving

Candidate #3: Ms. "I betta"
Ms. "I Betta" (Student Factor) is a true soup drinka. Gay-nesh deh where eva de soup fallin. One time he deh attackin Sherod and tell de students that he was doin de wuk, den he switch out and seh dat is de "two of dem" wuk things out. Den he start throwin back mo dutty story at Sherod.

Candidate #4: Mr. Softie
Mr. Softie (Reality Check) he ain cut out for de real world at all. He come wid some good points but des ruff neck students wan a tough leader. Not no soft man dat beggin people to listen to he. Lil bit mo and softie woulda buss tears on de stage because de students mekkin too much noise when he talkin'. Strewpssss..

Today is election day. And from de looks of things dis might end up as anodda comic strip tekkin office. It just might end up back as the "Obama wanna be" in office again dis year. And it would be anodda year of "Smoke and mirrors"

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Shame Shame Shame

"I thought I came to a university" The moderator said it best: "I'd like to think that I'm in a room with intellects..." Boy was she wrong!

Lastnight was a real example of how "smart people operate" Noise, heckling,and scandals were all over the debates. If you ask me, the whole thing was a big comedy night. All the students went there for a big laugh.

None of the candidates dealt with any of the issues simply because we didn't hold them to it! We like the excitement of who stole money and who Gay and who aint got woman no more and all sorts of things that have nothing to do with UG and us as students.

I like a laugh, I must admit! But for something as serious as who represents us at the UGSS level I think we need to take more care.

Lastnight just proves that we don't give a "rats ass" about any thing that goes on! The "don't care" attitude is rampant among students and this would obviously reflect in the society.

UG has gone a fall, if this is how we treat with the transition of power.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

The Good, the Bad, the Worst & the Friggin Ugly!

Whoo! I guess you guys have been wondering where I’ve been all this time, (or not), but I feel the need to end my long running hiatus, for my own peace of mind AND most importantly, for the good of UG campus. A lot has been going on since this new academic year (which started in August mind you). But one thing in particular has been recurrent over the past few weeks, and that is just what I’m here to discuss.

UGSS Elections. Yes. You heard right. The intense campaigning and vouching by the various “parties” has reached boiling point and it’s time for the cover to come off. The pinnacle of these activities has arrived with the culmination of the long awaited “Presidential Debate.” I must say it was somewhat more interesting than last year, where we had strictly nubies running for office. But this year, however, has seen the sitting president playing defense to a lot of word bashing. Yes. As they say “mouth open, story jump out,” and thas exactly wa happen tonight. Plenty dutty laundry geh hang out in front the whole GWLT! Nuff finger pointing went on tuh (both literally and figuratively).

If it wasn’t bout who steal de $10,000 dollar, or who thief battery, or who plagiarise or who ain’t doin they job or who dis or who duh! Yuh wud believe is frickin Jerry Springer! De only ting de lef fuh they do wuz rip off clothes and fist fight one anodda. Anyway, de riff calm down (fortunately or unfortunately), after de moderator had to remind the “beauty pageant contestants” that they were striving for “world peace.” Then they finally attempted to deal with the real issues.

Quite frankly though, I ain’t too happy about what I see on da stage tonight. If it wuz up to me, UG din getting no president dis year (except wuz me), cuz dem “gentlemen” a lil too hot headed fuh me. Ne-yo need to give dem some tips cuz dem ain’t know what da word really mean. An furdamo, dem ain't ready fuh lead nobody. Why a gyul cuddnta run? Definitely she de getting my vote, but you know how dis ting does go. Politics is politics, just ask Freddie he cud tell ya straight up. Is a dutty, stinkin game! The unfortunate part about it though is that it gon affect me AND you, either directly or indirectly, and whether or not you decide seh you voting or you ain voting tomorrow, somebody gotta win! Bottom line! Best leh it be somebody you want to win, OR somebody you wouldn’t mind having in that office below spicy for de next year, rather than a tyrant name...who gon sit down in deh and cus and smoke whole day. I ain’t callin names. All I sayin is that as a university student, you have a Democratic right to decide who you want lobbying for your affairs. Exercise that RIGHT! I know I will!

P.S. If you need to talk with me in person, I’m the guy with the ink-soiled finger J

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

45 shoot out

De debate on like boil corn. Ya'll really missin out big time here!

Dis is de "who gon talk de most dutty story"

Details lata

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

Welcome back suckers

WE DAH BEST!!
ok ok... we're containing ourselves. But we wanna send a big shout out to the "others" we were wondering when you people would wake up and start blogging again. But then we remembered that we took time off and ya'll didn't have anything to copy anymore. We're sorry, next time we'll send you the memo.

Now let's help you people a bit.
To "Guard-Me": We've tolerated you long enough with this carbon copy thing we could've had our people wipe out your whole operation but we like your spunk. Just don't let us see you copying crap from other rookie blogs. That's just plain LAZY.

UGSS TIMES... you're just like the name: NOTHING BUT PROPOGANDA. GET A LIFE. OH! and another thing. Being 2 blogs at once is gonna wear you down sooner than later. Take one and try to do a good blogging job. You're doing communications for christ sake.

Campus buzz... i'll let blaque deal with ya'll. That's the right person to deal with ya'll sorry asses. As a matter of fact, i'll call blaque to write something pronto.

and we're still looking for the "GHOST OF UG".... oouuuuooooo we're shaken and scared (strewps)

As the God father blog of UG we want you suckers to know that we run this town
WE LEAD and you "OTHERS" FOLLOW so if you're gonna follow you got to play by the rules.
Be original damn it, that's the least you can do as followers.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie Team)

Road trip report

Blaque didn't even explain to ya'll why we didn't do any posting for the past couple of days. Anyway, we (guardie team) took a road trip recently to "evaluate" the actions of our Tain students.

Now Turkeyen students don't forget that we have students in Tain too. And YES, the campaign must be taken there as well. So all the party boys and party girls went up to Tain to campaign like crazy. I must say it was sort of entertaining. We're even thinking of getting some people on the ground there for election day

Competition will be a stiff one again this year between the Revolutionaries and U.S.A. I seriously wouldn't consider the rest of them at all. But the rubber will hit the road tonight.

We'll be having fun at the debates tonight. But i'm warning you guys, don't be fooled with the sensational speeches, all these candidates got big talk and NO BACKINGS! Ya'll come with your questions we'll have ours.

is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

New bridge

I surprised dat de Revolutionaries ain don hop, skip and jump fuh seh dat dey "building bridge". Cause dey doan play fuh tek odda people praise ya know. Dey love attention!

Now i get a serious wire de odda day from dem boys. Rememba i doan deh infront so i doan know who is who or wha is wha, but i hear dat anodda man been doin de revolutionaires leg wuk last year.
Dem boys seh he look like beenie man, till now dey cyan pronounce de man name. But like he was de brains behind de revolutionaries. Den alll of a sudden dey bruk up. Nobody ain know how or why.

Last year time like dis was a real aggressive campaign. Ya couldn't a turn without some one of dem ppl in ya face. But anyway, dat is fuh anodda post. i come fuh talk bout bridge.


Ya'll wan know why dem building bridge now? cause just now is graduation. Every year is de same stupidness. Dey gon wait till a couple a weeks or something so to paint catwalk, and class and doan forget..."De stage" Every year, dey got t fix de lamp post and all kinda thing.

ya'll stop buyin cheap thing and wastin money. Admin, ya'll tryin fuh seh dat "EVERY YEAR!" ya'll got to fix a stage? EVERY YEAR ya'll got to paint something? EVERY YEAR MAN?
ya'll wastin money dat coulda been goin into better class rooms and so.

ya'll don't mek i go to de media to investigate ya'll spending habits.

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Blaque)

Catwalk parade

Every spoil is a style they say. And ya know we GT people doan play fuh tek ova de odda people style.

I hear dem girls up infront proppa parading. De catwalk get back life.

Des new girls mekkin a mess of de entire fashion industry thing.

If ya'll thought that the "Crack is Wack" post was a boss! wait til ya'll get the ones we thinkin bout posting lata down.

we catch a girl the odda day that was a fashion hazard. Lil bit mo and she woulda catch a fyah on de bench wid all dem colours.

Which reminds me, we got to get anodda girl on dis team. Cause dis one dat we got hey gettin too much like de boys. She firing mo than we! any way back to de matta at han

ya'll don't feel ya'll crease gettin mo breeze dan usual?

ya'll doan feel like ya'll breast gon just jump out and seh "SURPRISE" to somebody?

De big girls wan wear de small girl clothes, and de small girls wan wear de baby clothes (SMH) MEK UP YA MIND!

we gon send out we "crack police" after dis election.

And talkin bout election, i miss de big speech the odda day man! oh shucks

ya'll ain even tell meh bout it. Dem people tell me was mo wind talk dan when hot air balloon blowin

The showdown drawin near, and dem boy gon come wid all de tricks in de book. And like none a dem ain got campaign managers man, dey playing nasty nasty politics.

Bare point finger thing goin on.

And to top it all off... de people dat was on de big revolutionaries party list wash dem hand clean ah "obama wanna be"

I wonda what happen deh?

when we get de story, it gon be right hey it gon deh.

-is nah me, is me mouth

(blaque)

Calling all regulars

WE kno dat you like this blog! so don't hate! Appreciate

we wan shout out we regulars: nevaseecomfuhsee and granny D. We waitin too see ya'll back. We miss ya'll man. @stolid you like a rash, cyan get rid a you at all. I like duh LOL

shout out to de Guyana 911 crew. Peace to de family

and to all you anonymous people, QUIT IT! why ya think we got an option fuh ya put a name
ya BIG STUPIT SELF!

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

Guardie President choice

The last time we wrote about this guy. We had to beat his goons off with a stick! Although they want to look so macho walking about the place, they squealed like **tches.

Anyway, what we wanna know is, why doesn't he run for president? At least we know that he doesn't give a **it about campus life. But we know that the dude could throw a good party here and there.

Campus DEAD DEAD DEAD! we don't do JACK on that damn campus. With a president like him we stand a better chance getting more done than "Obama wanna be"

We know that he might be a little "rough around the edges" and that probably 75% of the campus don't like his pompous ass. But look at the bright side, he would be realler than anyone of those idiots that are thinking about running.

We prefer a bandit that look like a bandit, than a bandit that dresses up in suit and tie, or talk bare figures from yesteryear.

There was even talk before that he was thinking about it! Ya'll talk to he and see what he thinks.

As a matter of fact, show him this post.

"Marvin you might behave like an ass, but you might be our last resort on this campus"

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(Guardie team)

What's you PIN

Just now i will ask my lecturers for their PIN numbers so they could send me voice "notes" and handouts for my classes.

Lecturers! get with the program. Nearly everybody on campus got a Black berry. I aint get mine yet, but i still waiting. But in the mean time, think about it. Think about how easy it would be to have a class as a Broadcast message. The only thing you'd have to work out is what your short hand dictionary would be like.

Some lecturers might use "STFU" in a intellectual context. But then again, some of them might use it for its true meaning.

This could never be a bad idea. Let's explore it!

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(Rookie)

Joke of the day

Invasion

I'm not one to bash people. I normally leave that for Livingston but he's not back yet.
I don't have a problem with people and their "sexual orientation" but when you'll try to be fresh with me, then is when i would have to karate your ass.

These "boys of a different kind" are practically taking over this campus. I try to be polite and stuff, you know, you have your space i have mine. Stuff like that. But these "boys of a different kind" want to get brave. They coming out in their numbers and they want to be heard and seen.

I hear that the "nest" is in the social science faculty. Plenty of them in Law, so they are the "boug gays i mean guys" and the rest in Communication, so they are the "talk gays i mean guys"

I'm sending out my warning! "YOU "boys of a different kind" PLEASE STAY IN FRONT!! Don't come at the back here! because you would be sorry. We got one to deal with already and you would notice he limes infront more than he's at the back. TAKE WARNING!

i notice UG turning more and more into an "OPEN" campus. Where everybody is expressing their point of view and such. But i hope that the day doesn't come where two dudes are eating one another's faces out on the cat walk, because i know some of you people are kinky like that.

To all my straight friends, try not to too agitated when they're parading all over the place. Just let the birds fly around. Just don't let them build a nest by your backyard. LOL

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

Ya'll play FAIR!

ya'll too dutty man. Why ya'll got to pull down de boy cloth banna dat he get from ravinas eh?
U.S.A go and put up dem fancy vinyl banna man. I tell ya, money comin from all ova. And now ya seeing dem candidates plenty plenty.

As usual, U.S.A gon put up all kinda money and figures because they still practicing "basic economic" so all dem plenty plenty equations is dem and dey non sense. Who ain thief money and who can't account for money and all kinda thing. But ya'll think about dis nah, If U.S.A get in power, you ain think dem could cook de books seein dat they doing economics. Ya'll betta tek ya'll time and vote eh.

I see some "Jason" or whaever he name come along. I like he style, all ya'll got to know is he name, nothing else LOL he put up he big face and he look like he gon promise mo bad than "Obama wanna be"

Student factor bring back last year poster, so dey mus be conservin on dem money spending. Because dey could only afford cloth bannas.

But de best laugh fuh de day was de poster dat they put up with the revolutionaries teffin de money. Ya'll really gettin bad fuh days wid ya'll campaigning. i hope nobody don't get in a fight or nuttin cause ya'll really lashin out.

I glad fuh de entertainment tho, ya'll keep it up. But ya'll don't tek too long to talk! i wan hear ya'll wrong english so i could feel nice.

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Put ya money whey ya mouth deh

I tell ya, dese boys really wukkin up fuh dis president thing.
ya'll gon be good "poli -trick-ians" when ya'll grow up!

ya'll so accustomed to wha de big boys in de country does do dat ya'll feel dat it gon wuk wid everybody ya'll talk to. WELL!! NAH MI!

Dem boy seh dat Gay-nesh buy net and thing fuh de table tennis table in spicy. De boy like he go in he pocket and find some cash fuh buy thing. And all of a sudden, de boy wearing "shut n tie"

I tell ya! is one thing when ya wan big wuk in UG. They feel ya got to "look de part" before ya get de wuk. "IT DOAN WUK SUH!" Ya got to get brains FUSS, den ya gon get de looks, if at all.

I see U.S.A comin fuh dem again dis year! Just because ah dah name i nah gon vote fuh dem! i deh in GUYANA... not U.S.A! so to me, they ain' even thinkin bout de Guyanese people in de fuss place. Dem eyes pass me! And doan tek dem at face value ya know! Last year! dem U.S.A people de plenty!! they been around de place like red ants boy! Ya couldn't ah move without one a dem girl runnin in ya face in dem green jersey telling ya fuh vote fuh dem. And den i hear de leader been playin de "race card". ya feel dese people easy eh! Dem ain ordinary at all

I cyan wait fuh de "talk competition" i does get real kicks when dem boy does talk to fury, DEN! as soon as dey get de key to de city dem don wid ya.

Prezzie de talk all kinda thing about how UG admin fix dis and fix dah! and dey gettin dis and they gettin duh! and wham now eh?! where all de "fixin" gon? whey all de promises deh?

BARE AIR!!

DE revolutionaries, The student factor and U.S.A tek dis message and put it in ya pipe and smoke it. If ya don't smoke, DRINK IT! den cause i know ya'll does do duh.

"Put ya MONEY, whey ya mouth deh!"

To my fellow students, if i was ya'll i wouldn't a vote fuh none a dem! Because all a dem ain't got we interest at heart at all. All dey wan is de power and de lil stipend dey does get.
OH! ya'll didn't know nah! YES!!! dey does get PAY!

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Grades online...

I really try not to have any criticisms for these people (admin) but they're pushing my buttons.
NOW! why would i hide a grade profile all the way in a registration window?? how dumb is that?

You people fail to impress me. What kind of advise are you people taking? and who is your webmaster? i want to introduce him/her to my hand with one SLAP!

This is the UNIVERSITY OF GUYANA! we supposed to be operating smarter than regular people, not acting worse than them.

I can't fault you people entirely because truth be told, you didn't annouce it and i now see why you didn't.

NOW! to address Mr. Obama wanna be:
Who told you these people wanted to have their dirty laundry out in the open? there's a reason why the people never annouced this thing in the first place. And then you got the nerve to tell students that "we're working for you" HOG WASH MAN!!" i think the only thing you're missing is a top hat and a cane, with a bobble head model girl in high heels. You're fony "magic show" is coming to an end.

BACK TO YOU, ADMIN!
I fed up telling you people about you're incompetence. And i'm going to start charging you for my advise that i give freely on this blog.
You're training people to design websites and program things in technology. Some of those same students could take away ya'll jobs hands down. Use the community you have right around you. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

So get the job done right this time PLEASE.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

It's a jungle out there

Now it really getting unbelievable bout dis place. UG really turnin a zoo.

Students find a snake under de stables, had everybody scattering like dem head ain good.

It look as tho we got more animals on dis campus than students. I notice they try wid de dogs but dem man gettin mo bare face

These dogs practically raiding bins while people standin up round de bin. Dem man don care! Right infront ya face, some a dem tekkin de bag or box from ya hand WTH.

And if ya see dem to. Circus dogs ain got nothin on these dogs. Dem man got mad skill

Ya'll try! I know we got to preserve we wild life, but the wild life supposed to be in "DE WILD" not under a class

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

"I'm lost"

i just can't help but over hear these poor 1st year students that are still sailing after about 2 weeks of class. There has got to be someway this could be fixed.

Now! if i were president, better yet, if i were the registar! The orientation exercise would've been more practical. Instead of telling me what i could do to fail and about how i could probably get stressed by the system, show me who my potential lecturers are and let me get a definite time as to when they would be at class and where exactly that class would be. You know, like "give me a walk along of the campus" (guess ya'll never thought of that huh!)

Imagine, coming to a huge campus like UG and you have no clue where a class is or who's teaching it. Yet, we have orientations that just take you for a long winded "blabber" with a bunch of people that you probably wouldn't ever see again in your university LIFE! unless you get into major major trouble.

Dear UG admin,
GET A BRAIN!

Dear UGSS President,
GET 2 BRAIN!

you've officially wasted another opportunity to get it right! i guess you'll hopefully figure it out in the next decade or so.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

Banner! Banner! everywhere!

De campaign gettin hott! Dem boys got money fuh spend dis year man! Banna and thing all over de place.

I know where de revolutionaries gettin dey money from, but whey de "odder person" gettin he money?

anyway, i know "dem kinda people" always have all sorts of "connections" in the "right places"

we didn't get a proppa picture of de "odda" banna. Because we didn't wan look too frontin cause people still lookin fuh we and wan know who we be.

But i got to give ya'll dis one. Cause like dis is a "under ground" election things?

all ya hearin is somebody from hey thinkin about runnin'! den anotha one from somewhere else wan run to! i ain't know we got all dem "wanna be presidents about"

like in a kind of a way, i glad that some odda people thinkin bout comin out. Cause these 2 jokers that seh dey runnin ain ready yet!

think about it! wha ya'll could really seh dis man do fuh dis campus? i would really like to hear wha he do odda dan blow wind whole year

yea leff ya comments, leh we talk bout it

-is nah me, is meh mouth

(blaque)

Spicy gon up!

After all dat cussing and posting on dis blog, cheryl dem finally decide to fix up de place!

well i feel so proud! nice floor and thing, nice table and thing! big bin and thing!

i glad fuh dem! now de next thing on de agenda is to fix up dem windows that de bird does come and feed from.

wait! ya'll ain't know! dem bird does come every midday just after the car come wid de food and come and pick from the rice right down to de chicken.

i know de ol people say that "bird pick fruits is de sweetest" but they never tell me bout "bird pick food"

so proceed wid caution next time you think about orderin' a "bird fly lice"

- is nah me, is meh mouth

(blaque)

Alligator in pond

i don' know why de backside we minin' alligator in pond! de only purpose i know duh could serve is if we feed dem same flint face, no manners admin staff to dem or it or wha eva in dat pond.

now imagine, dis thing of a reptile come out for a walk in bright day light de odda day.

You could imagine if it de hold on to one a dem technology students it woulda been murda

ya'll playin de fool wid dis alligator. Nobody ain studying dem or nothing. why de backside a alligator got to be there in de first place! since when we got a zoo?

ya'll try fence de place or something quick before ya hear some body turn lunch or dinner.

- is nah me, is meh mouth

(blaque)

Jagan n Burnham

Well well! Like country, like citizen!
These people ended up recreating history!

The two lovers are not in bed anymore?! What a pity.

Prezzie and Gay-nesh are no longer Bonnie and Clyde. I guess we have a working example that the AFC would've never worked. But any way!
The battle for the hot seat is well on the way.

Student Factor - Gay-nesh party and the Revolutionaries - prezzie party are about to duke it out.

This should be an interesting campaign trail! Because both candidates have dark secrets for one another. So it's a matter of "who talks about what first."

I'm sure you guys are just as fed up as I am of the stupid wise cracks and
"Airy" speeches of the UGSS president. All talk aint going to get you the votes sir! Try acting a bit more! And when I say acting, I don't mean being mellow dramatic!!

And to the former Robin: if you think for one second that you're just going to come out of the blue and get the presidential seat! Think again!

Furthermore, I don't like none of you for the presidency! Both of you got serious issues that don't need to be at the head of the student society. I hope that some one else decides to come out and play. Give us some more options instead of picking from... Well you know... "Dem"

So candidates, throw your good stuff out there! We're ready to bore holes through them.

- Is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

To the little ppl

A new year always brings "fresh meat!"

here we go again! new people, going to their new classes and they still don't know what the heck is going on at UG!

when are we going to wash our dirty undies?
ask anyone of the sailors, i mean "new students" what they have to do and where they have to go! and the response would be according to chat jargon "IDK"

well i must admit! when i heard about the orientation, i thought that they would've been doing something for the poor students to be familiar with their new environs.
Low and behold! it was nothing but talking! singing! talking! singing! talking! talking! singing! and more singing!
and to top it all off! the President used the opportunity to campaign! "Way to go Obama!"
I'll save you for another post!!

Now! "little people" try not to get caught up on the catwalk!
you people are already lining every space there is that's available! you make it hard for people like me to walk!!
I don't know if the "Almighty" president has been able to organise a proper orientation for you guys! i'm sure some of you haven't even figured out registration yet!
By the way, Kudos to the admin staff for another job well messed up! online registration is still a disaster!! and it doesn't look as though it's going to get any better soon...

But all in all, UG keeps trying and trying to better itself and to actually become a "reasonable" place to be! i'd give them 10 more years to get it right!

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Stewie)

Thought we gon nah!

Well Well Well!

i know that we ain been bout since May month. Exams had we bad!! Lazer, Optimus, Stewie and me had to battle it out hard hard hard!

any how, de usual thing! we still waiting pun we grades!

And fuh mek story worse! we gon lose one ah we writers' dem! we gon leh you know is who lata...

So! don't feel we aint got thing fuh talk about!
Dis year gon be bare "tek ups" Elections coming up pun campus and de race don start!

Prezzie pullin out all de stops dis year! and he right had man vex wid he!
so dis year gon be bare fyah!!

but as usual...

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guadie team)