TENDER NOTICE

The University of Guyana – Turkeyen

BID FOR TENDER

Tenders are invited for suitably qualified Chinese restaurant owners to provide the following service:

v Provision of Service for the Removal of Dogs on Campus

The contract can be awarded after tender following an open procedure. Interested persons can uplift the terms of reference from October 25^th, 2010 at the University of Guyana Admissions Division, Turkeyen Campus, P.O. Box 10-1110, Georgetown, Guyana.

The deadline for the submission of the bids is October 30, 2010 at 16:00hrs at the above mentioned address. The sealed envelope should be addressed to the Head of Administration and clearly marked “Call for Tender – Chinese Restaurant Owner. Not to be opened by the internal mail system.”

Is nah me---is meh mouth

(Lazer)

NBCAM

This October marks the 25th anniversary of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month (NBCAM), so if you see a little more pink than usual this month, don't be alarmed. Each year, more than 192,000 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer, according to the Web site www.nbcam.org/disease. Breast cancer is the second leading cause of death in women. Therefore, it is important as a woman, (whether you have it your family history or not), you should ensure you conduct self-breast exams regularly, receive regular mammograms, and educate yourself about early diagnosis and possible treatment options.

So in recognition of the 25th National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, this October's focus is on education, awareness and empowerment, and Guardie joins in saluting the champions of this cause and supporting all women who have been cured, diagnosed, or will be diagnosed with the disease.

For resources and information related to National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, visit www.nbcam.org

(Guardie team)

Party Cup

Semester break to de werl!!
Dat's why we drinkin' sunny D, cranberry n vodka in we party cup in spicy!!

"Higher education" got anodda meaning up hey

Right over de new president head we knocking back some drinks.

Ya don know... But I thought dey had a alcohol policy up hey?

Des men ain even try fuh hide it!
Geez... Dey proppa stupit

This new president really ain doin things yet.

Anyway, boys do ya thing! Save a drink fuh me.

-is nah me, is my mouth
(Blaque)

And your point is...

Dis semester break is a joke right! and a real bad joke to.

When a lecturer could tell you "we don had we break aready, doan bother wid dem, i got my class still" you should know dat we deh bad.

Semester break is "SEMESTER BREAK" man.

we supposed to get a "break" from de books so dat we could come back fresh. Not stress out mo bad wid assignment pun assignment pun assignment. who is ya'll boy?

Ya'll really failing in everything, shucks!

i think i got to go to UG mo bad during dis break dan when i got regular class

ya'll fulla (*&^%$#@#$%^&)

is nah me, is meh mouth
- blaque

Bon Appetit!

Anybody cud tell me where I cud get a decent meal on campus? I don’t know why, but lunch time seems to be the most depressing time of de day fuh me. Campus food ain’t encouraging at all! And don’t even talk bout de lines, is ridiculous! Now tell me why I mus line up fuh spend money pun oil an grease? I’s get enuffa duh pun me skin an in me hair! I know UG cud do better, but is jus slackness, like with everything else dat causin dis second standard crap dat they givin we.

Da hole in de wall need to be filled…with some cement. Dem food duz look like las week lef lef. As fuh spicy dish, I hear they servin up worms now on de menu as they daily special, [according to our “friends” at the guardian]. Well, as fuh de sports club, let’s just say having a tv around is really good for business, an natural sciences canteen, dem ain mek it neither, dem food wan salt. And rasta man, he’s another story, he own got too much salt [how ironic I know]

But fuh real though, food hunting on campus is one big monotonous expedition. There’s no variety, no flavour, no aroma, nuttin fuh excite yuh, yuh know? Tings jus flat! I ain know if is jus me [and I’m quite sure it’s not], but I jus fed up! Is it too much to ask for a decent meal? Some nice brain food to fuel our academic minds? I ain able wit overcooked eggball and dry pastry no mo! I think they shud relocate da chiney shop down de road an bring it on campus. We need some variation on the daily menu man. Bring in church’s and mario’s and de rest a dem while you at it tuh! Ya’ll think I’m being too ambitious?

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

Cartoon of the Day

Raise in Fees? Is wa Dis?

Well if you feel Mr. President, that you gon support any raise in fees YUH LIE! Dis fight ain gon go down easy. Not if Guardie cud help it anyway! Is wa ya’ll feel at all, we got money fuh dole out to UG? Why you think 95% a we tekkin loan? You feel is cause we greedy an we ain wan pay cash na? So you cud raise fees like is a commodity price? Well lemme mek you aware dat all we is POOR people! Dis is a pooorrr nation wit struggling people, but somehow, [much like de government], UG feel dat de solution is fuh squeeze mo hard pun de poor man pocket. Raise taxes, raise cost a livin, raise tuition fees, raise EvEry Blasted Ting!!!...EXCEPT!...Salary! EXCEPT!…Minimum Wage! EXCEPT!… Old Age Pension! Dem ting cud wait a few more years man, duz na priority. Wuz priority is fattenin de rich man pocket so he cud continue fuh walk tall among we indigents. Yes!

Capitalism rules the world! Well lemme tell you, UG ain’t de world, so we ain’t gon go down suh!!!…Mr. President, I hope wa dey sayin about you Is na true, cause if you agenda is fuh hold hands with UG Admin. and engage in courtship, den we really don’t need you! All we gon need you to do is step down. So please! familiarize yourself with the plight of the student population before you go forming any policies or making any damning decisions on our behalf!

“There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.”

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

Nuttin but Politics

Well, well, well Mr. Pompus! Feelin all BIG an TaLL now that he win elections an ting! Flossin he body round de campus suh everybody cud see. Ow de boy! Congrats form all of us here at Guardie man…but in de same breath, watch out! Jus like you, Guardie got a full agenda ready fuh you fuh de next 365 days.

Sherod, [an ah cud call he full mouth now cause he’s no longer an elite], he seems to be taking his defeat very graciously, and I admire that, but we all know underneath that diplomatic smirk is sheer bitterness, anger, hatred and resentment to name a few. Yuh can’t give he wrong though. De man gat a right fuh feel suh, cause if wuz me [an thank God it wasn’t], I wuddn’ta been so accommodating. UG basically screwed him over I gotta say. They get shine eye when they see dis lil “cute,” rich brat wit nuff mouth. Well lemme warn i-yuh dat not all that glitters is bloody well gold! Anyways, it is what it is eh? Life goes on…

Somehow though, I don’t know why, but I’m very skeptical and VERY unoptimistic about this new “administration,” simply because I don’t know what the hell to expect from them. And that right there is risky. All I had fun go on [much like everybody else], was da lil freak show they put on at GWLT last week, which quite frankly was for nuttin but hype. Usually fuh me, when I choosin a “government,” or party, I gotta get sumtin substantial fuh draw me in. Nonetheless, they managed to trick us into voting, or not voting rather, so they cud capture the “reins of power.” Well kudos to dem fuh mekkin we a buncha jackass puppets! I really can’t help but shudder when I see how much of our national politics and exterior “mindset” has played into university life. For a supposedly “educated” bunch of people, we really shud be ashamed of ourselves, cause if this is the mentality we plan to apply next year in our “general elections,” Guyana gon be in for another 5 years of tyranny an bullshit. [God be with us]. I’m jus sayin….

…Smart people should complement their “smartness” with vision and mature action, and the poor and shallow display of interest that we showing in we own university affairs gon quite sadly carry over to our everyday life. An de same dunke-dam people who does quick fuh holla “which elections?” or “me? I ain’t voting!” is de fus ones fuh cry out and criticise when the result is na wa they want. How de flap it gon be wa you want when you ain’t do nuttin fuh change it? Well if we ambition fuh cumin to university is fuh be some lil dummie puppets, de politicians gon gladly “play” wit we. They gon stick a nice piece a string up we ass an bounce we around like they usually do!

Remember though…

…Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

Regular

i tink today is de last day dat "obama wanna be" will have de keys to de city. Obama got to hand over everthing so that Mr. Shout out could tek ova.

No mo shirt and tie! No mo "wordy" speeches, No mo tassels and swagga. He gon right back to plain ol joe.

i would never want to be in a postion like dat at all. One day you is president, next day you back to regular life.

They shoulda had some "prezzie rehab" or something. Something dat would calm you down from the hype of de power ya had.

Tek "Jason" when Jason leff de post of president he still been buzzin round de place like he still run things. i dont know wha would be "obama" feelin now.

He don look like he loose nuff weight from de beginning of de campaign to now. I hope he catch he self.

So now we got to deal with anodda kid on the block. Dis banna look like he really wet behind de ears. I expecting some exciting times with he! cause he look like bare wrong talk

any how i gon try to find out when is dis swearin in so dat i could fill ya'll in.

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(blaque)

Monday morning

So all the votes have been counted and "Mr. Shout out" came out ontop. U.S.A has finally been able to grab the seat they were looking for since last year.

Now listen to this.

At least, "Obama wanna be" wasn't a puppet. Though he acted more like a clown most times, he followed his own drum beat.

This dude that just became president "WILL" be controlled by his puppet master (Dhanraj or whatever his name is) This year will not be an easy one at all.

This party is expected to be tyrannical (check the dictionary... Its ok!) These fellas are not going to be the cool type at all. Like with every other party that existed before the only active people would be the president. And of it is left up to this "Puppet show" the University will be up to some major embarrassment.

Neither of these U.S.A people are ready to handle the reigns of power. They're just a lot of "show" no "tell" no substance, no "CHARACTER"

We could only hope that we'll still have a working campus after this "regression period"

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)

The Votes are In...

Fuh all ya’ll who throw ya’ll “beloved” President under the bus this year cause he apparently did “nothing” for UG, I hope ya’ll happy with the result you get dis time around. But remember, “In a Democracy, the people [always] get the government they deserve,” so I’m hoping to hear absolutely NO riff when Mr. Shout About or Gaynesh or Mr. Nameless tek office, because is ya’ll voting, or lack of it that put them there, cause even by not voting, you still voted fuh dem.. At least thas how I see it. Anyway, I gon continue fuh sit in me corner and silently observe, cause as you know by now, thas wa Guardie does best! So we gon do we job regardless of who tek office. And lemme mek it RESOUNDLINGLY CLEAR:

NONE AH YA’LL AIN SHUTTIN WE DOWN!!!!

We gon talk all de dutty story plain, jus how we see it! So Mr. President, whoever you are (and ya crew), we gon be watchin yuh (with very prying eyes tuh). An yuh cud tek da rice wid waeva stew yuh want!

Bon appétit & all the best to you! J

Is nah me---is meh mouth

Lazer

WHAT???

Nah! Not fu truth!
Gay-nesh or Mr. Shout out gon be president??

I know dat ya'll lil crazy! But I ain know ya'll flippin MAD!!

Tomorrow is de las day fuh vote and de race is between de 2 a dem.

I hope to all God dat ya'll doan put Gay-nesh as president! If is de 2 a dem now fuh choose from plz let it be Shout boy.

I beggin ya'll vote fuh shout boy!! PLZZ

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Blaque)

No word yet

So we haven't heard anything about the elections yet. Everything seems to be on the "Timeka Marshal" (if you're such a hater of Guyanese music, it means that everything is on the "Hush Hush")

We still think though that the race is between the Revolutionaries and U.S.A. You've got to be sick in the brain if you even thought about Gay-nesh or that random dude to be president.

We've seen something here at UG.
"If ya'll don't know them, you'd vote for who you know, or you'd vote like the majority." Which unfortunately is the Revolutionaries.

You can tell by now we're not really fond of this "Obama wanna be" We believe in "Less talk!, more ACTION!"
Let the students give you credit. And we're talking about random students. Not the ones that you talk with and would give you a seldom "Hello"

Some random student from somewhere in S.E.E.S or IDCE or something.

"IF" you get the chance to be president again, clean up your act. Or this time "WE AIN'T GONNA BE NICE!"

We see that you have another front runner in training, try polish him a bit more! Gosh! Darren is raw as fresh chicken shit. If he start to smell on you that'll be your fault.

We'll send you our consultancy bill later.

Guardieblog@gmail.com is the address. Send your issues and what you think we could "buss out about" on the blog. We know your reading so just keep reading :D

-is nah me, is meh mouth
(Guardie team)