Running over

It's everywhere! We should consider opening a smelting plant! We ain't got problems about money if we got all this plastic here.
We seriously need to take stock of our plastic consumption. We're intellectuals and we need to take cognizance of these things!

Fight on People, is Yuh Right

Well I admire a man of not only talk, but action and President man really tryin. Props to he fuh stickin to policy. Sayin an then doin is not an easy ting, jus ask UG admin. They want some good lash fuh they incompetence. How dare they even suggest raising student fees, when they done ain givin we we money’s worth? Stwww….Is only here people cud get away wid dem kina eye pass. Anyhow, I stand by president man in full support of his actions of “civil disobedience,” cuz somebody gotta mek de change. Cum on people! Somebody gotta fight for our rights, somebody needs to be the voice of the people (not Sharma in this case)…but we all entitled to certain privileges and freedoms as both students of this university and citizens of this beautiful nation. Stand up and be counted people! Daz all I ga fuh seh rite now! Bladdai!

Is nah me---is meh mouth!

Lazer

Action was Updated!

People! we got to hand it to "Civil leader" he really trying! At least he gon fail in fashion!!

BIG UPDATE ON GWLT WALL!! ya'll ain’t read it? eh eh!! man yuh serious!! Lemme read it out fuh ya!

(clears throat)it reads,
*ACTION NOW! UPDATE*
The University of Guyana Students' Society met with members of UG's Administration and a "consensus" (consensus means; general agreement, for those of you who didn't know...you're welcome!) was reached, as a result we hereby put a "moratorium" (oh geez another big word! dis man ain’t talkin’ to half ah dis campus, anyway, it means; legal permission to delay payment or debts, you're welcome again)on our acts of civil disobedience.

"Civil leader" also listed a bunch of stuff that would "improve student life", and are as follows:-
1) A P.A system in GWLT and CBJ
2) Fans in CBJ, stables, Geology rooms, SLT
3) Leaking roof in GWLT and dormitories
4) Improvement in Canteen services
5) The return of Grades in a timely manner
6) Lecturers negative attitude and attendance, attitude of staff members
7) Library facilities (charging of laptops and security procedure, etc.)
8) Late start of some courses

Now what I want to know is "How admin paying fuh all des things?" cause they always ain't got money.

Alright! Fine! they agree to do these things! but WHEN?!! I seriously don't think that this is the fuss time any president runnin' down Admin. to "shave deh legs!!" (cause dey socks neck break lang time!) Dis stupidness always happenin to des Presidents!! All a dem like bite bullet!!

GET ADMIN. to promise dates for des actions!! don't tek no stupidness from dem but "we'll look into these matters!" LOOK MEH ARSE!!! is how much years dey gon look!! WHAM!! strewwppppssssss

And ah hearing dis buzzin bout tuition fees raisin’!! LOOK!! ya'll don't get me VEX!!
Why de backside ya'll wan raise fees and ya can't even run a institution with the little that you have!! Al YUH MADD!!
If I were getting some sort of proper service and satisfaction with the system in the first place from the ADMIN. then fine! I may have considered giving ya a lil freck! but don't tell me nothing bout raisin' fees and de service gon still be CRAP!!

So! de bicycle chain and the hunger strike thing ain't wukkin!! Try something else!!

- is nah me, is meh mouth
(Blaque)

TO: the "Persons" amoung us (speech by Livingston III)

Scenario: Livingston III calls a student meeting in GWLT.

(clears throat, glances around GWLT while about to begin his speech. Proceeds with deep British accent that spits at words that end with "S")

Fellow studentsss,
It was brought to my attention recently that we have amoung us people of different "Sexual orientationsss" on this very campusss!!
And for the rest of this deliberation, I’ll only refer to them as "Personsss"

Now! i don't 'ave a problem with these "Personsss"! i really don't! But! wha't i 'ave a problem with is this one "Person" in particular that decided to disturb my peace with their obnoxious be'aviour!!

I don't know if he wants the whole world to know tha' he's a..."Person" but I BLOODY don't!!
(Indirectly to the "person") You already have an annoying persona, your hairlines' recedin’ so your "twistsss" start midway on your ‘ead! and you're DARN UGLY!!

On top of all your "special Person" featuresss, you want to make a ruckusss about the place!, you and your "othersss"
My friend, "PU’T A BLOODY SOCK IN IT!"

I'm really not interested in what you have to say concerning your "Person" life, especially if i'm at least 20 meter’s away from you!! You speak with the width of your mouth chap! BE'AVE NOW!

And i'm not going to talk about this AGAIN!! so you know yourself!! "PERSON"!!!
Zip that 'ole in your face, or I’ll zip it for ya’!!

Bloody 'ell

This is an institution for higher learning for Christ sake!! Not a bloomin' market!!

Respect the fact that you've been accepted at least!! and the fact that others share the space you happen to ‘ave the priviledge of sharin'!
I mean, my life is so much bettah' with you quiet!!! that way, it's just like ya ain't here!! (sarcasm and a smile)

SO! SHHHAAAAATTTT APPP!!
Bloomin' whancker!

(i've said that quite nicely)

Dis man BAD!!

Mr. "Civil Disobedience" is on the ball!! Rain and all!!
SPLASHED on the Stabroek News i believe, was the UGSS president (fully clad in Suit and all)
soaking wet, putting on a bicycle chain on the main gate of the Campus.

(Guyanese accent)"Lock deh backside out yes! it serve dem right!!"

But what I want to know is, "Who is the comic that happened to be at the gate with a camera at the very time the gate was being locked?! and in all that rain!!" (Somebody said “Ganesh”?? who is that?... Is that even a name??”)

SO the students starved themselves (I had loud lunches, thanks to Spicy dish! Luv ya Cheryl ;) ) And they boycotted classes (where many ah dem done fail already, so it ain matta if dey came or not). All this!! to what avail?

Poor “Vincent” had to come and tell the "Gate lockers" that the Government isn’t helping them with money! because they think the student fees should be raised! (Well that is another matter!) and to add to that, the admin. staff themselves looking for a "Top up"
I scratch your back, and you "DIG UP" mine??... come on!!

Now when it all boil down to low gravy, the Civil Disobedience halt!
The "Civil Leader" (who probably lost some weight and had a nasty cold after that fiasco) call off de whole baby party!!

(Guyanese accent) Admin. bluff dem with de same "Ole box" from GWLT, put it at de back (whey it still don wuk), roll on some new scotch tape on de mike and call it "New"

I guess we’re really making progress eh! Thanks Young Duncan we really needed another “Sensational” move to make sure we give you votes for later this year!!...(Guyanese accent)OH SHUCKS!!! Ah wasn't to seh dah nah!!

-is nah me, is meh mouth!
(Blaque)

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Is nah EyePass?

Today I lookin round UG campus at all de water all over de place. I couldn’t believe my eyes yeh. Yesterday  everything was so beautiful and trim, nice manicured lawns an ting. Now! Everything cover with water, is wa really goin on?

All these months of no rain, only sun, sun, sun. When everything dry they only beggin fuh rain. They couldn’t handle “el nino,” but now it seem they can’t handle “el raino” either. One morning, not even a full day, one morning of lil heavy rain and luk wa happen to ug and de rest of Georgetown fuh that matter. It’s absolutely ridiculous! How people could learn in such an environment?

Dem students right fuh protest man, UG tek they eyes an pass people! Jus now you gon gotta open yuh umbrella in class tuh, cuz de roof dem, especially in da GWLT does leak bad, bad during rainy season. Jus ask da gul from las semester who had to keep she umbrella open INDOORS during she lecture! Yes people, UG gone to de dogs, and I’m not speaking figuratively here.

Dem dogs really tekkin ova tho! It only lef now fuh they start attending class and lecturing. Next year you might see dem running fuh UGSS president an all, I mean if they cud topple all dem big ass bin round campus fuh get food, wa else they can’t do? Anyhow, dem students should continue to exercise they “civil disobedience” until change come, cuz UG really slacking up man. They socks need pulling up.

Big up to de revolutionaries and advocates and supporters, keep doin ya’ll ting man. The late Dr. King and Ghandi would be proud, I’m sure. And as the great Bob Marley used to sing “get up, stand up…stand up for your rights!”

Stand Up fuh ya’ll rights people! Fight de injustice!

-  Is nah me, is meh mouth!

(Lazer)

You should know

Now! I think we (and when i say "WE" i mean "ME" and others on this blog!) are kinda fed up of people not knowing our opinion on the matter!

By the way, you're probably wondering why this blog is called "Guardie"!
it is for the very reason (Guyanese accent) why you hire us to sit down and listen to the radio, talking a name or asleep when we should be "WATCHING! We know everything that going on with dis campus, but becaus we're guards yah think we dunce"

(English accent) Pardon me! what i meant was; We would like to be the overseers of our fellow students! Hence, being aware of their activities and making intellectual comments that are obviously opinionated!! (clears throat)

So "WE" will be watching your every move and listening to every conversation. Because (Guyanese accent) "WE FAHASS!! Pardon me! (English accent) "We're prurient!!"

We'll be letting you know what's going down all around Turkeyen for as long as we're not caught (snickering) because this country is renowned for "investigating blogs that tell the truth about the matter"

(Jamaican accent) "Don't watch "we", watch "ya yaself!"

- is nah me, is meh mouth!
(Guardie Team)